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**Lazare** · 09-04-20, 14:05

Originally posted by Gimmeabreak

Some woman on Joe Duffy talking about Lazare.

What was that?

Prob best I didn't hear it.

**Lazare** · 09-04-20, 14:12

Originally posted by Gimmeabreak

People out running during lockdown.

Yeah, listening to these ignorant saps is not good for the health.

Funny, prob a few people driving by me listening to it.

**Lazare** · 09-04-20, 14:13

Just made a real nice omelette, I'll try get a pic up.

**Lazare** · 09-04-20, 14:13

I think we need to discuss chips now, and then French toast.

**rounders123** · 09-04-20, 14:16

Originally posted by MrsFlushdraw View Post

I am really weird when it comes to any eggs. If the egg is a boiled egg, I like the white cooked but the yolk runny. If the white is that clear jelly way, it makes me want to boak.

Scrambled, if they are too watery, they make me want to heave.

An omelette, if there is any part that isn't cooked, that puts me off them for months. (Tony is an amazing omelette maker!)

Poached, never eat these till my 30's, too many seen that were with undercooked whites. One thing I hate now though, is the yolk overcooked.

I have explained about fried. Years ago Tony told his mam I didn't like fried eggs, because she makes them ala Lazare (you are still wrong) Then one day he was making me breakfast at her house and cooked me a fried egg, and did she not pick up on it and remember him saying I didn't like them!
I can't remember how he got out of it though

These are the types of thing you can get away with in the Mun. That would have been a very low level of difficulty for Tony. Im sure he could raise the bar on this one like the time he garroted the ice cream man for his flake being on the short side on a 99.

**horatio1** · 09-04-20, 14:16

Amanda Brunker on drive time yesterday giving out about " new joggers" panting, sweating and spitting near her when she was out walking her two dogs.

**SatNav** · 09-04-20, 14:18

Please don't Diss the microwave eggs. It's all about the stirring and the timing.... A microwave is perfect for cooking eggs

Omelettes... Omelette Maker best invention ever made.

**DeadParrot** · 09-04-20, 14:21

Originally posted by Lazare View Post

I think we need to discuss chips now, and then French toast.

I've recently moved to making all toasted sambos on the pan instead of under the grill and annoyed at those wasted years eating substandard toasties

**Lazare** · 09-04-20, 14:23

Originally posted by DeadParrot View Post

I've recently moved to making all toasted sambos on the pan instead of under the grill and annoyed at those wasted years eating substandard toasties

Snap, me too. Game changer. Buttered outsides.

**Lazare** · 09-04-20, 14:25

Originally posted by SatNav View Post

Omelettes... Omelette Maker best invention ever made.

You mean a small frying pan?

**Hitchhiker's Guide To...** · 09-04-20, 14:25

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**Lazare** · 09-04-20, 14:26

Originally posted by Gimmeabreak

to be fair, and it's not often I can agree with anyone calling into Liveline, but she was 100% correct. The jogger in question was a grade A asshole.

Ah ok. Yeah there are some pricks out there giving the rest of us a bad name unfortunately.

**Lazare** · 09-04-20, 14:27

Originally posted by horatio1 View Post

Amanda Brunker on drive time yesterday giving out about " new joggers" panting, sweating and spitting near her when she was out walking her two dogs.

Wonder does she clean up her shite. Don't hear much complaining about that. Shit is everywhere.

**horatio1** · 09-04-20, 14:35

Originally posted by Lazare View Post

Wonder does she clean up her shite. Don't hear much complaining about that. Shit is everywhere.

Yeah she got that in right at the start. Conor pope was the opposing voice as a frequent jogger. Lives within 2km of the Phoenix park the Jammy git.

**coillcam** · 09-04-20, 14:36

Originally posted by DeadParrot View Post

left it far too late for my beer reupping.
everywhere fecking sold out of nearly everything

Next time it might be worth looking at drinkstore and beerclub. They may have some of what you're looking for but probably will take a few days to deliver. Have a few tins en route from craftcentral.ie at the mo.

**Lazare** · 09-04-20, 14:38

Originally posted by Lazare View Post

Just made a real nice omelette, I'll try get a pic up.

Chopped tomatoes, tossed in olive oil, balsamic vinegar, salt and pepper. Spooned on with juice. Grated parmesan..

Cooked in butter in an omelette maker, eh, a frying pan ..

Spoilered so MrsF doesn't spew her guts

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**Solksjaer!** · 09-04-20, 14:43

Originally posted by horatio1 View Post

Amanda Brunker on drive time yesterday giving out about " new joggers" panting, sweating and spitting near her when she was out walking her two dogs.

What about all the other people spitting at her ?

**horatio1** · 09-04-20, 14:43

In rural kildare a curmudgeon
held views he would never hear fudge on
be it Dermo or vaping
Sinn Fein or priests raping
all are things that he just doesn't budge on.

**dobby** · 09-04-20, 14:46

Originally posted by Lazare View Post

I think we need to discuss chips now, and then French toast.

Eggy bread you posh twat

**MrsFlushdraw** · 09-04-20, 14:56

Originally posted by Lazare View Post

Chopped tomatoes, tossed in olive oil, balsamic vinegar, salt and pepper. Spooned on with juice. Grated parmesan..

Cooked in butter in an omelette maker, eh, a frying pan ..

Spoilered so MrsF doesn't spew her guts

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Nothing wrong with that! It is serving undercooked egg that I dislike. I would def eat that

**dinekes** · 09-04-20, 14:58

Originally posted by Lazare View Post

Chopped tomatoes, tossed in olive oil, balsamic vinegar, salt and pepper. Spooned on with juice. Grated parmesan..

Cooked in butter in an omelette maker, eh, a frying pan ..

Spoilered so MrsF doesn't spew her guts

SPOILER

Hungry now again after looking at that!
Mine always break up a bit.

Just after snaffling 2 fried eggs on brown bread.
Had a handful of peanuts about 10 mins after that......and another handful 5 mins later.

Planning my pre dinner snack, dinner, dessert and an extra snack afterwards.

Recent medical.
Doctor: " blood pressure normal and only very small traces of cholesterol"
Me: " so I can eat and drink as much as I want yay"
Doctor "no not at all you really need to look after your diet and levels if drinking I cant stress that enough"
Me: "anything I want" (Mr Byrnes voice)

**Guest** · 09-04-20, 15:03

Originally posted by Hitchhiker's Guide To... View Post

Ah they've been going bankrupt for a decade. The stores just don't make sense. Still sucks for the people involved.

Of course, it's just particularly poor timing.

A lot of people working in retail outlets wouldn't have a whole lot of insight into the financial issues that their employer may have.

I think it'll be a very big shock for many working there but also those who work in stores in the same centres.

It's the type of announcement that I think will worry quite a lot of people who are already feeling the pressure at the minute.

**Raoul Duke III** · 09-04-20, 15:15

A virile young jogger called Lazar
Was struck from behind by a car
The entire front bumper
Penetrated his dumper
And left him with an interesting scar

**ComradeCollie** · 09-04-20, 15:17

Originally posted by Lazare View Post

Ah ok. Yeah there are some pricks out there giving the rest of us a bad name unfortunately.

Not sure why I quoted you, as it's only slightly related. The thing that's been bothering me on my morning walks is the gender ratio. It's about 80% female to male. Perhaps that changes around later in the day, I don't know as I'm not out there. (the joggers have mostly been behaving a lot better in the last 12 days or so)

**hotspur** · 09-04-20, 15:17

Originally posted by oleras View Post

Tossing a few grenades in the Limerick thread i see, wonder how many bites you will get with the Kilkee comment....

Took me a minute before realising you're talking about the other place. Was thinking "Now RDIII has a limerick thread?"

**Guest** · 09-04-20, 15:20

Limericks

**SatNav** · 09-04-20, 15:21

Didn't know burger King existed in portlaoise. Found on just eat there now.

I'm slowly turning into an obese alcho whinging cunt

Prob was most of the above anyway

**CHDad** · 09-04-20, 15:28

What's everyone having for dinner? Post pics as its dished up. Don't be shy.

**elbows** · 09-04-20, 15:31

Originally posted by CHDad View Post

What's everyone having for dinner? Post pics as its dished up. Don't be shy.

I’m having ice cream

**CHDad** · 09-04-20, 15:32

Originally posted by elbows View Post

I’m having ice cream

I'm gona bake a cake. Grand way to not have to watch the kid for an hour.

**dobby** · 09-04-20, 15:33

Richard Osmans quiz again this week for anyone that wants to have a crack

All the answers this week, begin with the letter 'B'

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**SatNav** · 09-04-20, 15:37

Originally posted by CHDad View Post

What's everyone having for dinner? Post pics as its dished up. Don't be shy.

I'm. Having a double xl burger King.
Won't be posting a pic as it won't touch my throat

**Guest** · 09-04-20, 15:49

Originally posted by dobby View Post

Richard Osmans quiz again this week for anyone that wants to have a crack

All the answers this week, begin with the letter 'B'

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**balfejohn** · 09-04-20, 15:50

Originally posted by SatNav View Post

Didn't know burger King existed in portlaoise. Found on just eat there now.

I'm slowly turning into an obese alcho whinging cunt

Prob was most of the above anyway

One more line and you’d have made a Limerick

**CHDad** · 09-04-20, 15:53

Originally posted by SatNav View Post

I'm. Having a double xl burger King.
Won't be posting a pic as it won't touch my throat

Post pics m8.

Should of got their onion rings to pile on it too.

**Guest** · 09-04-20, 16:06

I just bought Fifa 20 and started a game of Ultimate Team.

If there's ever a means of keeping someone locked indoors, this is probably it.

**ComradeCollie** · 09-04-20, 16:10

Stuck a camera out on the windowsill for a while this afternoon. Nothing happens, but a lot of traffic imo

Lockdown?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RZ3VZGwFH2w&feature=youtu.be

video, sharing, camera phone, video phone, free, upload

**SatNav** · 09-04-20, 16:11

Originally posted by balfejohn View Post

One more line and you’d have made a Limerick

Gwan shur add a line

**balfejohn** · 09-04-20, 16:16

Originally posted by SatNav View Post

Didn't know burger King existed in portlaoise. Found on just eat there now.

I'm slowly turning into an obese alcho whinging cunt

Prob was most of the above anyway

Originally posted by SatNav View Post

Gwan shur add a line

Boom Boom

**Wombatman** · 09-04-20, 16:24

Originally posted by Tar.Aldarion View Post

I still dream of the custom order one I had made up a few years ago, shell was filled with a think layer of reeses style peanutbutter filling.

With a friend a few year ago. Stoned off his box.

He sat down with his Easter egg and a cup of coffee.

Split the egg and was about to lash into it, when he has the bright idea to pour the coffee into the egg half, and drink out of it. Coffee and chocolate sensation.

The egg just about touched his lip when a blast of hot coffee and melted egg sloshed onto his lap.

I literally pissed myself a little bit.

**Kayroo** · 09-04-20, 16:24

Originally posted by Murdrum View Post

I just bought Fifa 20 and started a game of Ultimate Team.

If there's ever a means of keeping someone locked indoors, this is probably it.

Did the same thing yesterday.

**CHDad** · 09-04-20, 16:24

I'm having Pork apparently.

**Hitchhiker's Guide To...** · 09-04-20, 16:27

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**CHDad** · 09-04-20, 16:30

Originally posted by Hitchhiker's Guide To... View Post

Pork wrapped in pork. The ultimate dish. Slight marks deducted for not stuffing the middle with sausage for the triple pork combo win.

There was no black pudding in the shop.

Had the sausages for lunch.

**dinekes** · 09-04-20, 16:51

Originally posted by ComradeCollie View Post

Stuck a camera out on the windowsill for a while this afternoon. Nothing happens, but a lot of traffic imo

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RZ3V...ature=youtu.be

1.41 mins in to this I realised I really am a procrastinator.

**Emmet** · 09-04-20, 17:23

Originally posted by dinekes View Post

1.41 mins in to this I realised I really am a procrastinator.

Make better use of your time and find ComradeCollie's previous windowsill jaunt.

**oleras** · 09-04-20, 17:27

Originally posted by Emmet View Post

Make better use of your time and find ComradeCollie's previous windowsill jaunt.

The sash window scandal.

**oleras** · 09-04-20, 17:33

Whats in the after eight box Houlihan carries ?

He is starting to annoy me the last few evenings, trotting out the "following best advice" from ECDC and WHO, the dogs in the street were looking at countries a couple of weeks ahead of us and knew what was coming.

Pity we didnt have the leadership to make our own decisions, still saying masks are worse for you...

**ComradeCollie** · 09-04-20, 17:44

Originally posted by CHDad View Post

What's everyone having for dinner? Post pics as its dished up. Don't be shy.

Pork chop nite chez Collie. No seasoning, that's for faggots

**Guest** · 09-04-20, 17:46

Originally posted by oleras View Post

Whats in the after eight box Houlihan carries ?

He is starting to annoy me the last few evenings, trotting out the "following best advice" from ECDC and WHO, the dogs in the street were looking at countries a couple of weeks ahead of us and knew what was coming.

Pity we didnt have the leadership to make our own decisions, still saying masks are worse for you...

I am starting to get a sense of 'well what's the plan lads?' from the public. I think some semblance of a road map needs to be laid out or they'll start to lose compliance. They should have this ready for tomorrow's announcement but they can't announce even a plan to loosen things ahead of the long weekend or it'll be chaos. I'd say tomorrow they'll announce a prolongation for 10 days or 2 weeks, and then at some point in that period they'll start giving dates for re-introduction of stuff. Things have more or less gone to plan for 4 weeks, so where to from here...

**CHDad** · 09-04-20, 17:49

Bitta Pork

I got extra Pork

SPOILER

**ComradeCollie** · 09-04-20, 17:50

Originally posted by Emmet View Post

Make better use of your time and find ComradeCollie's previous windowsill jaunt.

Bless your memory.

Originally posted by oleras View Post

The sash window scandal.

There was no soft materials involved. 'Twas a wooden window frame.

**AndyFatBastard** · 09-04-20, 17:54

Originally posted by zuutroy View Post

I am starting to get a sense of 'well what's the plan lads?' from the public. I think some semblance of a road map needs to be laid out or they'll start to lose compliance. They should have this ready for tomorrow's announcement but they can't announce even a plan to loosen things ahead of the long weekend or it'll be chaos. I'd say tomorrow they'll announce a prolongation for 10 days or 2 weeks, and then at some point in that period they'll start giving dates for re-introduction of stuff. Things have more or less gone to plan for 4 weeks, so where to from here...

Yeah if I don't get a specific date when the pubs will reopen I'm gonna set up my own speakeasy.

**Guest** · 09-04-20, 17:59

Also the statement 'these next n days are absolutely critical' has lost all meaning.

**oleras** · 09-04-20, 18:07

Originally posted by AndyFatBastard View Post

Yeah if I don't get a specific date when the pubs will reopen I'm gonna set up my own speakeasy.

Cant see it this side of xmas tbh, i wouldn't be going to one, maybe some of the larger superpubs that can offer table service and some food.

Deffo see restaurants opening, with extra and proper distancing being used.

**Strewelpeter** · 09-04-20, 18:09

Only a few short I think

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**eamonhonda** · 09-04-20, 18:11

Originally posted by dobby View Post

Eggy bread you posh twat

French toast you Brit.

**eamonhonda** · 09-04-20, 18:12

What are the croquettes chadly?

**dinekes** · 09-04-20, 18:13

Originally posted by AndyFatBastard View Post

Yeah if I don't get a specific date when the pubs will reopen I'm gonna set up my own speakeasy.

I'll have a flaming mo

**TM2204** · 09-04-20, 18:13

Originally posted by DeadParrot View Post

I've recently moved to making all toasted sambos on the pan instead of under the grill and annoyed at those wasted years eating substandard toasties

Can you elaborate?

Dry pan & butter both sides of bread (flip halfway) or butter/oil in pan?

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