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    I think we should ban Strewel for pooh-poohing Succession

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      Originally posted by Hectorjelly View Post
      I think we should ban Strewel for pooh-poohing Succession
      I cant believe he is still allowed post here after the shower gel thing.
      This may or may not be an original thought of my own.
      All efforts were made to make this thought original but with the abundance of thoughts in the world the originality of this thought cannot be guaranteed.
      The author is not liable for any issue arising from the platitudinous nature of this post.

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        Originally posted by Lazare View Post
        Sickpuppy , Mick fwiw, I think you're one of the soundest, wittiest all round good craic guys on here. You're always good value, and prob first in line if I was to choose someone to go on the lash with.

        I'm totally fine with you calling me a cunt now and then, it's healthy.
        Mick's deadly. There isn't much Mick and I would agree on, but like you, I would 100% sit down and chat away to him til I fell off the stool.

        I too wish I saw his rant.
        This may or may not be an original thought of my own.
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          Originally posted by Theresa View Post

          Mick's deadly. There isn't much Mick and I would agree on, but like you, I would 100% sit down and chat away to him til I fell off the stool.

          I too wish I saw his rant.
          I wish I'd saved it. The only bit I remember (because it surprised me) was calling Laz 'wannabe middle class'. Not a phrase I'd ever heard before
          “Blessed are the forgetful, for they get the better even of their blunders.”

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            Originally posted by ComradeCollie View Post

            I wish I'd saved it. The only bit I remember (because it surprised me) was calling Laz 'wannabe middle class'. Not a phrase I'd ever heard before
            Dammit. Sounds incredible.

            Micks normal posting style reads like a breathless rant, so I can only imagine the enjoyment I'd have gotten outta this one.
            This may or may not be an original thought of my own.
            All efforts were made to make this thought original but with the abundance of thoughts in the world the originality of this thought cannot be guaranteed.
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              Originally posted by Theresa View Post

              I cant believe he is still allowed post here after the shower gel thing.
              I missed that, what did he say?

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                Originally posted by Hectorjelly View Post

                I missed that, what did he say?
                Same here. Was it his preference of a bar of soap over the liquid variety? That's one of the rare things I've ever agreed with SP on, but gave up as the market has settled on providing a nicer variety of liquid soaps.
                “Blessed are the forgetful, for they get the better even of their blunders.”

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                  Originally posted by Theresa View Post

                  Dammit. Sounds incredible.

                  Micks normal posting style reads like a breathless rant, so I can only imagine the enjoyment I'd have gotten outta this one.
                  Haha, yeah, I'm raging I missed it.
                  I hold silver in tit for tat, and I love you for that

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                    Anyone who uses shower gel should have the words 'addicted to masturbation' on their forehead
                    "We are not Europeans. Those people on the continent are freaks."

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                      Originally posted by Raoul Duke III View Post
                      Anyone who uses shower gel should have the words 'addicted to masturbation' on their forehead
                      What do you wash with in the shower then? A bar of soap?
                      I hold silver in tit for tat, and I love you for that

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                        Originally posted by Raoul Duke III View Post
                        Anyone who uses shower gel should have the words 'addicted to masturbation' on their forehead
                        Are you just going to knock all my hobbies? What's next, enjoying music?
                        “Blessed are the forgetful, for they get the better even of their blunders.”

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                          Originally posted by Hectorjelly View Post

                          I missed that, what did he say?
                          Oh man this was waaaaaaaay back. SP had a good rant about shower gel being a waste of money.

                          I remembered it cos I was in the shower the other day and actually agreed with SP in that fuck me I sent a of of the money I spend on that shower gel down the drain. I was laughing to myself at how I've changed and how I remember reading his post back in the day and actually rolling my eyes at it and it did cause a fair bit of back and forth when he posted it. Gas times.
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                            Originally posted by Lazare View Post

                            What do you wash with in the shower then? A bar of soap?
                            AND WE ARE OFFFFFFFFF
                            This may or may not be an original thought of my own.
                            All efforts were made to make this thought original but with the abundance of thoughts in the world the originality of this thought cannot be guaranteed.
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                              Originally posted by Lazare View Post

                              What do you wash with in the shower then? A bar of soap?
                              I scrub myself down with a variety of botanicals that I forage for in mountain meadows
                              "We are not Europeans. Those people on the continent are freaks."

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                                Originally posted by Raoul Duke III View Post

                                I scrub myself down with a variety of botanicals that I forage for in mountain meadows
                                That's pretty masterbatory.
                                I hold silver in tit for tat, and I love you for that

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                                  The first episode of Landscapers is wonderful TV.

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                                    Originally posted by Lazare View Post

                                    That's pretty masterbatory.
                                    Agreed. But a different style of wankery.
                                    "We are not Europeans. Those people on the continent are freaks."

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                                      Originally posted by Lazare View Post

                                      That's pretty masterbatory.
                                      I've managed to cut down to a twice a day habit. Kinda have to keep busy with other things though. One day at a time.
                                      “Blessed are the forgetful, for they get the better even of their blunders.”

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                                        Lads I've got to send an Xmas present to my brother in law in London. Got him in the KK.

                                        Like a fucking eejit I didn't order on a UK website and have shipped direct.

                                        What sort of hoops am I going to have to jump through?
                                        I hold silver in tit for tat, and I love you for that

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                                          Originally posted by Lazare View Post
                                          Lads I've got to send an Xmas present to my brother in law in London. Got him in the KK.

                                          Like a fucking eejit I didn't order on a UK website and have shipped direct.

                                          What sort of hoops am I going to have to jump through?
                                          Did you forget a K?

                                          That'd be some gas present.
                                          This may or may not be an original thought of my own.
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                                            Originally posted by Theresa View Post

                                            Did you forget a K?

                                            That'd be some gas present.
                                            At least he didnt get him in the SS

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                                              Here you go bro, I enrolled you in the Kentucky chapter

                                              Often wondered whether there were any Lynchs in the KKK for the oul nominative determinism.

                                              Although, those cunce tend to be from the same gene pool as Nordy loyalists.
                                              I hold silver in tit for tat, and I love you for that

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                                                Originally posted by Lazare View Post


                                                Here you go bro, I enrolled you in the Kentucky chapter

                                                Often wondered whether there were any Lynchs in the KKK for the oul nominative determinism.

                                                Although, those cunce tend to be from the same gene pool as Nordy loyalists.
                                                Jesus, just look at the Trump WH. Chock full of Irish names.
                                                "We are not Europeans. Those people on the continent are freaks."

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                                                  Shower gel and soap both have different utilities in the shower - any Adult who doesn't use both (except in emergencies) should be deeply ashamed of their life choices.

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                                                    Originally posted by Raoul Duke III View Post

                                                    Jesus, just look at the Trump WH. Chock full of Irish names.
                                                    True enough. The Irish were among the worst. I think though that the true blood deep south racist comes from that same Ulster Scot stock.

                                                    I hold silver in tit for tat, and I love you for that

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                                                      Molton Brown black peppercorn is the body wash of choice. Anything else is inferior.

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                                                        Originally posted by Lao Lao View Post
                                                        Molton Brown black peppercorn is the body wash of choice. Anything else is inferior.
                                                        Said the wannabe middle class person with a beard
                                                        “Blessed are the forgetful, for they get the better even of their blunders.”

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                                                          Bullying Bastards . I'll wash my balls with whatever I like.

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                                                            Originally posted by ComradeCollie View Post

                                                            Said the wannabe middle class person with a beard
                                                            You should try it, it's great for wanking

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                                                              Originally posted by Lao Lao View Post
                                                              You should try it, it's great for wanking
                                                              Do the peppercorns not chafe?
                                                              "We are not Europeans. Those people on the continent are freaks."

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                                                                Originally posted by Lao Lao View Post
                                                                You should try it, it's great for wanking
                                                                I'm trying to cut down! I've only managed to get down to the twice a day since September.
                                                                “Blessed are the forgetful, for they get the better even of their blunders.”

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                                                                  Originally posted by Raoul Duke III View Post

                                                                  Do the peppercorns not chafe?
                                                                  No, they just make it feel like it's somebody else's hand doing the tugging...

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                                                                    Originally posted by Lao Lao View Post
                                                                    No, they just make it feel like it's somebody else's hand doing the tugging...
                                                                    You say that like it's a good thing
                                                                    “Blessed are the forgetful, for they get the better even of their blunders.”

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                                                                      Originally posted by ComradeCollie View Post

                                                                      You say that like it's a good thing
                                                                      It's so middle class nowadays to get somebody else to do the manual labour

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                                                                        Angela Merkel's last day today.

                                                                        The dominant political figure of our time. Happy retirement.
                                                                        "We are not Europeans. Those people on the continent are freaks."

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                                                                          Lads in Tallaght used to lie on their arm until it was dead and use their other hand to wank with it.
                                                                          I hold silver in tit for tat, and I love you for that

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                                                                            I prefer the conspiracy posts over the middle men wanking practices . .

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                                                                              Originally posted by Solksjaer! View Post
                                                                              I prefer the conspiracy posts over the middle men wanking practices . .
                                                                              Would a middle man be rowing the boat then?
                                                                              I hold silver in tit for tat, and I love you for that

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                                                                                Originally posted by Lazare View Post
                                                                                Lads in Tallaght used to lie on their arm until it was dead and use their other hand to wank with it.
                                                                                Pretty sure that's a Billy Connolly original. I'll use my left hand in the rotation, but mostly in the fear that I might loose my right one some day and have to learn new things

                                                                                Last edited by ComradeCollie; 08-12-21, 21:45.
                                                                                “Blessed are the forgetful, for they get the better even of their blunders.”

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                                                                                  After being a bit sick for the last couple of weeks and deteriorating dramatically over the weekend my father slipped away quietly and peacefully as the storm was raging outside last night.

                                                                                  Turning millions into thousands

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                                                                                    Originally posted by Solksjaer! View Post
                                                                                    I prefer the conspiracy posts over the middle men wanking practices . .
                                                                                    I heard you were an air guitar wanker at Aussie Pink Floyd...

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                                                                                      Originally posted by Strewelpeter View Post
                                                                                      After being a bit sick for the last couple of weeks and deteriorating dramatically over the weekend my father slipped away quietly and peacefully as the storm was raging outside last night.
                                                                                      Ah, condolences sp. Always got the sense you two had a great relationship down the years.
                                                                                      "We are not Europeans. Those people on the continent are freaks."

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                                                                                        Originally posted by Strewelpeter View Post
                                                                                        After being a bit sick for the last couple of weeks and deteriorating dramatically over the weekend my father slipped away quietly and peacefully as the storm was raging outside last night.
                                                                                        Ah, sorry to hear that SP. It's been lovely hearing your reports about him over the years.
                                                                                        “Blessed are the forgetful, for they get the better even of their blunders.”

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                                                                                          Originally posted by Strewelpeter View Post
                                                                                          After being a bit sick for the last couple of weeks and deteriorating dramatically over the weekend my father slipped away quietly and peacefully as the storm was raging outside last night.
                                                                                          Really sorry to hear that Tony. Condolences to you and your family.

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                                                                                            Originally posted by Strewelpeter View Post
                                                                                            After being a bit sick for the last couple of weeks and deteriorating dramatically over the weekend my father slipped away quietly and peacefully as the storm was raging outside last night.
                                                                                            Condolences Tony. I hope you're doing ok. A tough time of the year for you to go through this.
                                                                                            I hold silver in tit for tat, and I love you for that

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                                                                                              Originally posted by Lao Lao View Post
                                                                                              I heard you were an air guitar wanker at Aussie Pink Floyd...
                                                                                              Was a fab gig. Funnily enough hardly an air guitar in the house . Appreciative crowd . Great ol Monday night . Passively stoned .
                                                                                              Last edited by Solksjaer!; 08-12-21, 22:01.

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                                                                                                Jeez,sorry to hear that SP.. condolences to you and yours.

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                                                                                                  Originally posted by Strewelpeter View Post
                                                                                                  After being a bit sick for the last couple of weeks and deteriorating dramatically over the weekend my father slipped away quietly and peacefully as the storm was raging outside last night.
                                                                                                  Condolences.

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                                                                                                    Originally posted by Lazare View Post

                                                                                                    Would a middle man be rowing the boat then?
                                                                                                    Apparently I ROCK the boat .

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                                                                                                      Originally posted by Strewelpeter View Post
                                                                                                      After being a bit sick for the last couple of weeks and deteriorating dramatically over the weekend my father slipped away quietly and peacefully as the storm was raging outside last night.
                                                                                                      Condolences Sp. He was lucky to have such a caring son by his side these last few years. R.I.P.

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                                                                                                        Very sorry to hear that SP, from following your posts here it sounds like he was in good hands with you taking care of him. Best regards to you and the family.

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                                                                                                          Originally posted by Strewelpeter View Post
                                                                                                          After being a bit sick for the last couple of weeks and deteriorating dramatically over the weekend my father slipped away quietly and peacefully as the storm was raging outside last night.
                                                                                                          Very sorry to hear Tony. From what I gathered here you were an absolutely awesome son to him and he was very lucky to have you watching out for him in his last years, his turn to watch over you now from where ever that is.
                                                                                                          This may or may not be an original thought of my own.
                                                                                                          All efforts were made to make this thought original but with the abundance of thoughts in the world the originality of this thought cannot be guaranteed.
                                                                                                          The author is not liable for any issue arising from the platitudinous nature of this post.

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                                                                                                            Originally posted by Lazare View Post
                                                                                                            Lads in Tallaght used to lie on their arm until it was dead and use their other hand to wank with it.
                                                                                                            The smart play was to paint your nails first too.
                                                                                                            People say I should be more humble I hope they understand, they don't listen when you mumble
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                                                                                                              Originally posted by Strewelpeter View Post
                                                                                                              After being a bit sick for the last couple of weeks and deteriorating dramatically over the weekend my father slipped away quietly and peacefully as the storm was raging outside last night.
                                                                                                              Condolences man.
                                                                                                              He had some innings and you are a credit to him.
                                                                                                              People say I should be more humble I hope they understand, they don't listen when you mumble
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                                                                                                                Sorry for your loss SP. May he rest in peace.
                                                                                                                Happiness is not a goal; it is a by-product. ~Eleanor Roosevelt

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                                                                                                                  Originally posted by ComradeCollie View Post

                                                                                                                  Ah, sorry to hear that SP. It's been lovely hearing your reports about him over the years.
                                                                                                                  It really has. RIP.
                                                                                                                  "We're not f*cking Burundi" - Big Phil

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                                                                                                                    Had a few pince with Jbravado followed by a game of pokkir I think he called it. Can confirm he is a sound skin but would like my €200 back.
                                                                                                                    "I can’t find anyone who agrees with what I write or think these days, so I guess I must be getting closer to the truth." - Hunter S. Thompson

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                                                                                                                      It's fascinating how the BBC has turned on BoJo in the last day or so. Almost like Kuenssberg has had her tongue surgically removed from his anus.

                                                                                                                      “Blessed are the forgetful, for they get the better even of their blunders.”

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                                                                                                                        Originally posted by Strewelpeter View Post
                                                                                                                        After being a bit sick for the last couple of weeks and deteriorating dramatically over the weekend my father slipped away quietly and peacefully as the storm was raging outside last night.
                                                                                                                        Sorry to hear that SP. Condolences to you and your family.
                                                                                                                        Hope it will bring some comfort to have everyone over at Christmas to celebrate a good long life well lived.

                                                                                                                        RIP

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                                                                                                                          Originally posted by AndyFatBastard View Post
                                                                                                                          Had a few pince with Jbravado followed by a game of pokkir I think he called it. Can confirm he is a sound skin but would like my €200 back.
                                                                                                                          Where did ye play?

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