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    Here's the table, rounders is slipping back into obscurity but there's a group of five with a gee hair between them, then a group of four a couple of lengths down. Then there's the rags.
    Gimmeabreak 1,558
    Hitch 1,504
    Eoghan104 1,500
    rounders123 1,483
    ionapaul 1,400
    Eagle Eye 1,183
    Elshambles 1,133
    Pat Mustard 1,100
    Dead Parrot 1,063
    Raoul Duke III 650
    Charlie Sheen 450
    Mellor 450
    NoRiverRequired 433
    Dice75 400
    strewelpeter 300
    "We are not Europeans. Those people on the continent are freaks."

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      Many packing up their wallets and happy to return tomorrow but Ranch Hand would put the cat among the pigeons
      Runner Race Horse Stake Bet
      rounders123 R7 Almania 50 EW
      Dice75 R7 Alright Sunshine 100 W
      Mellor R7 Collide 100 W
      Pat Mustard R7 Dubai Horizon 50 EW
      Dead Parrot R7 FLOATING ARTIST 100 W
      Raoul Duke III R7 Floating Artist 100 W
      Eagle Eye R7 Ranch Hand 100 W
      Hitch R7 Ranch Hand 100 W
      "We are not Europeans. Those people on the continent are freaks."

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        I will eek some pts back here dont worry about that.

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          I'm having a bet on Eddystone Rock to sneak into a place, 8 places e/w

          (obviously a sign of desperation to be going for these rounders-style efforts)
          "We are not Europeans. Those people on the continent are freaks."

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            FFS
            Turning millions into thousands

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              Originally posted by rounders123 View Post
              I will eek some pts back here dont worry about that.
              you did!
              "We are not Europeans. Those people on the continent are freaks."

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                ...
                "We're not f*cking Burundi" - Big Phil

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                  So at the close of the play, we haven't quite managed to put rounders on the floor. He's still standing, bloodied but unbowed:
                  rounders123 1,583
                  Gimmeabreak 1,558
                  Eoghan104 1,500
                  Hitch 1,404
                  ionapaul 1,400
                  Elshambles 1,133
                  Eagle Eye 1,083
                  Pat Mustard 1,000
                  Dead Parrot 963
                  Raoul Duke III 550
                  Charlie Sheen 450
                  NoRiverRequired 433
                  Mellor 350
                  Dice75 300
                  strewelpeter 300
                  "We are not Europeans. Those people on the continent are freaks."

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                    Originally posted by Raoul Duke III View Post

                    you did!

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                      ...
                      "We're not f*cking Burundi" - Big Phil

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                        R1 Maori Knight 100 W
                        R4 Golden Flame 100 W
                        R6 Khaloosy 100 W
                        Last edited by Dice75; 18-06-20, 11:56.

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                          Originally posted by rounders123 View Post
                          Poulter?

                          Should rename himself the paperboy, he will cycle up the hill, past the barking dog and the assault of buggies...then drop it on your lawn
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                            Race Horse Stake Bet
                            R1 Highland Chief 100 W
                            R2 Mountain Angel 100 W
                            R4 March Law 100 W
                            R5 Moonlight Spirit 50 W
                            R6 Amaysmont 50 EW
                            R7 Waliyak 100 W
                            Last edited by Raoul Duke III; 18-06-20, 11:39.
                            "We are not Europeans. Those people on the continent are freaks."

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                              R1 Grand Rock 100 W
                              R2 Dream Castle 100 W
                              R4 Clarendon Cross 100 W
                              R5 Moonlight Spirit 100 W
                              R6 Grove Ferry 50 W

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                                R2 Sir Dragonet 100 W
                                R4 Modern News 100 W
                                R5 Stradivarius 100 W
                                R6 Great Ambassador 50 EW
                                R7 Al Rasmah 50 EW
                                Last edited by rounders123; 18-06-20, 09:55.

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                                  R1 Maori Knight 100 W
                                  R2 Aloe Vera 50 EW
                                  R3 Monarch of Egypt 100 W
                                  R4 Modern news 100 W
                                  R6 Verboten 100 W
                                  R7 African Dream 100 W
                                  People say I should be more humble I hope they understand, they don't listen when you mumble
                                  Get a shiny metal Revolut card! And a free tenner!
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                                    "We are not Europeans. Those people on the continent are freaks."

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                                      R1 Global Storm 100 W
                                      R4 Battleground 100 W
                                      R6 Finest Sound 100 W
                                      R7 African Dream 100 W


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                                        Lots of non runners so check your bets before 1pm

                                        And I would like to give a special shout out to Dead Parrot for managing to post some selections today. May they fly on the wings of eagles.
                                        "We are not Europeans. Those people on the continent are freaks."

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                                          R1 Maori Knight 100 W
                                          R2 Fox Tal 100 W
                                          R3 Celestin 100 W
                                          R4 First Prophet 100 W
                                          R6 Finest Sound 100 W
                                          R7 African Dream 100 W
                                          Jayzus, Sheila! I forgot me feckin' trousers

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                                            R1 Cephus 50 EW
                                            R2 Dubai Warrior 50 W
                                            R2 King Ottaker 50 W
                                            R3 Final Song 100 W
                                            R4 First Prophet 100 W
                                            R6 Enemy 100 W

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                                              The runners have cantered on track this morning and all looking well, with their summer coats gleaming.

                                              Dogged overnight leader rounders won't go down without a fight but there's a host of unexposed runners from big stables queueing up just behind him. Watch out too for Dead Parrot who seems fit and raring to do himself justice after a stalls entry problem yesterday. Old campaigners Dice and Strewel might however be looking over their shoulder as the knacker prepares his boning knife.
                                              "We are not Europeans. Those people on the continent are freaks."

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                                                R1 Highland Chief 100 W
                                                R2 Fox Tal 100 W
                                                R3 Final Song 100 W
                                                R6 Starcat 100 W
                                                R7 Huboor 33 W

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                                                  R2 Walkinthesand 100 W
                                                  R3 Monarch Of Egypt 100 W
                                                  R6 Great Ambassador 100 W
                                                  Turning millions into thousands

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                                                    R1 Acquitted 100 W
                                                    R2 Sir Dragonet 100 W
                                                    R3 Monarch of Egypt 100 W
                                                    R4 Battleground 100 W
                                                    R5 Technician 50 EW
                                                    R6 Khaloosy
                                                    Great Ambassador
                                                    50
                                                    50
                                                    W
                                                    W
                                                    R7 African Dream 100 W
                                                    Last edited by eagle eye; 18-06-20, 11:54.
                                                    'Mental Toughness is doing the right thing for the team when it's not the best thing for you' - Bill Belichick

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                                                      As a reminder, here is the leaderboard. Expect the cream to rise today.
                                                      rounders123 1,583
                                                      Gimmeabreak 1,558
                                                      Eoghan104 1,500
                                                      Hitch 1,404
                                                      ionapaul 1,400
                                                      Elshambles 1,133
                                                      Eagle Eye 1,083
                                                      Pat Mustard 1,000
                                                      Dead Parrot 963
                                                      Raoul Duke III 550
                                                      Charlie Sheen 450
                                                      NoRiverRequired 433
                                                      Mellor 350
                                                      Dice75 300
                                                      strewelpeter 300
                                                      "We are not Europeans. Those people on the continent are freaks."

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                                                        R1 Maori Knight 100 W
                                                        R3 Celestin 100 W
                                                        R5 Technician 100 W
                                                        R6 Finest Sound 70 W
                                                        R6 Kondratiev Wave 30 W
                                                        R7 African Dream 100 W

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                                                          1pm fuckers....soft all over apparently which could randomise things nicely

                                                          soft all over probably describes most of the entrants in this too


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                                                          "We are not Europeans. Those people on the continent are freaks."

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                                                            I think seven out of fourteen in profit after two days is pretty amazing.
                                                            'Mental Toughness is doing the right thing for the team when it's not the best thing for you' - Bill Belichick

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                                                              Originally posted by eagle eye View Post
                                                              I think seven out of fourteen in profit after two days is pretty amazing.
                                                              Shows how fucked up the racing actually is at the moment

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                                                                Just to report, eagle eye underwent a pre parade vetenary inspection. He went wrong yesterday changing horses in midstream but the vetenary report was unrelated and he had just bit his lip in the pre parade. Just for good measure he was asked to do a trot to make sure his action was ok and it was enough for the vet and is passed fit.

                                                                GAB was interviewed by the stewards as to his much improved performance out of the blue. The stewards were suddenly satisfied when changed tack and bored them about mortise and tenon joints.

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                                                                  "We are not Europeans. Those people on the continent are freaks."

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                                                                    Mellor late down to the stalls again
                                                                    "We are not Europeans. Those people on the continent are freaks."

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                                                                      here;s the selections for our opener, Maori Knight is very popular. Here's a picture of him:

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                                                                      Runner Race Horse Stake Bet
                                                                      Eagle Eye R1 Acquitted 100 W
                                                                      Eoghan104 R1 Cephus 50 EW
                                                                      ionapaul R1 Global Storm 100 W
                                                                      Charlie Sheen R1 Grand Rock 100 W
                                                                      NoRiverRequired R1 Highland Chief 100 W
                                                                      Raoul Duke III R1 Highland Chief 100 W
                                                                      Hitch R1 Hypothetical 100 W
                                                                      Dead Parrot R1 Maori Knight 100 W
                                                                      Dice75 R1 Maori Knight 100 W
                                                                      Elshambles R1 Maori Knight 100 W
                                                                      Pat Mustard R1 Maori Knight 100 W
                                                                      "We are not Europeans. Those people on the continent are freaks."

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                                                                        feel like I am going to regret getting off Tritonic here...
                                                                        "We are not Europeans. Those people on the continent are freaks."

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                                                                          Originally posted by Raoul Duke III View Post
                                                                          feel like I am going to regret getting off Tritonic here...
                                                                          successful anti-jinxification there
                                                                          "We are not Europeans. Those people on the continent are freaks."

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                                                                            so, you all want a table...right?
                                                                            "We are not Europeans. Those people on the continent are freaks."

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                                                                              Originally posted by Raoul Duke III View Post
                                                                              so, you all want a table...right?
                                                                              Get your story straight for the stewards after racing. Well dont though sweet price.

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                                                                                €50 sent

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                                                                                  Not finished work until 10pm again tonight. Which is 1pm your time.
                                                                                  Picks below, I'll leave the penalty up to yourself, I'll be around to update as needed
                                                                                  R2 Dream Castle 100 W
                                                                                  R3 Molatham 100 W
                                                                                  R5 Cross Counter 100 W
                                                                                  R6 Verboten 50 W

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                                                                                    Slowest table since this thing started. Put it up so I can work out how long it's going to take to to track you down.
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                                                                                    'Mental Toughness is doing the right thing for the team when it's not the best thing for you' - Bill Belichick

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                                                                                      Originally posted by Mellor View Post
                                                                                      Not finished work until 10pm again tonight. Which is 1pm your time.
                                                                                      Picks below, I'll leave the penalty up to yourself, I'll be around to update as needed
                                                                                      R2 Dream Castle 100 W
                                                                                      R3 Molatham 100 W
                                                                                      R5 Cross Counter 100 W
                                                                                      R6 Verboten 50 W
                                                                                      100 penalty again seems fair
                                                                                      "We are not Europeans. Those people on the continent are freaks."

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                                                                                        Table ahoy after that tremendous result
                                                                                        Raoul Duke III 2,550
                                                                                        NoRiverRequired 2,433
                                                                                        rounders123 1,583
                                                                                        Gimmeabreak 1,558
                                                                                        Eoghan104 1,400
                                                                                        Hitch 1,304
                                                                                        ionapaul 1,300
                                                                                        Elshambles 1,033
                                                                                        Eagle Eye 933
                                                                                        Pat Mustard 900
                                                                                        Dead Parrot 863
                                                                                        Charlie Sheen 350
                                                                                        Mellor 350
                                                                                        strewelpeter 300
                                                                                        Dice75 200
                                                                                        "We are not Europeans. Those people on the continent are freaks."

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                                                                                          Race 2 picks
                                                                                          Runner Race Horse Stake Bet
                                                                                          Dead Parrot R2 Aloe Vera 50 EW
                                                                                          Charlie Sheen R2 Dream Castle 100 W
                                                                                          Mellor R2 Dream Castle 100 W
                                                                                          Eoghan104 R2 Dubai Warrior 50 W
                                                                                          Gimmeabreak R2 Fox Tal 100 W
                                                                                          Hitch R2 Fox Tal 100 W
                                                                                          NoRiverRequired R2 Fox Tal 100 W
                                                                                          Pat Mustard R2 Fox Tal 100 W
                                                                                          Eoghan104 R2 King Ottaker 50 W
                                                                                          Raoul Duke III R2 Mountain Angel 100 W
                                                                                          rounders123 R2 Sir Dragonet 100 W
                                                                                          Eagle Eye R2 Sir Dragonet 100 W
                                                                                          strewelpeter R2 Walkinthesand 100 W
                                                                                          "We are not Europeans. Those people on the continent are freaks."

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                                                                                            Fox Tal would take No River to the front here...
                                                                                            "We are not Europeans. Those people on the continent are freaks."

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                                                                                              Originally posted by Raoul Duke III View Post
                                                                                              Fox Tal would take No River to the front here...
                                                                                              Mountain Angel would end it.
                                                                                              'Mental Toughness is doing the right thing for the team when it's not the best thing for you' - Bill Belichick

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                                                                                                different class lads, different class
                                                                                                "We are not Europeans. Those people on the continent are freaks."

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                                                                                                  At least I already have your bank details

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                                                                                                    Ah here

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                                                                                                      it's windy up here and I can't even see the valley below
                                                                                                      Raoul Duke III 3,350
                                                                                                      NoRiverRequired 2,333
                                                                                                      rounders123 1,483
                                                                                                      Gimmeabreak 1,458
                                                                                                      Eoghan104 1,300
                                                                                                      ionapaul 1,300
                                                                                                      Hitch 1,204
                                                                                                      Elshambles 1,033
                                                                                                      Eagle Eye 833
                                                                                                      Pat Mustard 800
                                                                                                      Dead Parrot 763
                                                                                                      Charlie Sheen 250
                                                                                                      Dice75 200
                                                                                                      strewelpeter 200
                                                                                                      Mellor 150
                                                                                                      "We are not Europeans. Those people on the continent are freaks."

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                                                                                                        Originally posted by eoghan104 View Post
                                                                                                        At least I already have your bank details
                                                                                                        Thats exactly what I was thinking!. Not an envious task for the winner going round the houses if your not Raoul but shur.

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                                                                                                          Originally posted by Elshambles View Post

                                                                                                          Shows how fucked up the racing actually is at the moment

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                                                                                                            Originally posted by Raoul Duke III View Post
                                                                                                            different class lads, different class
                                                                                                            GG WP
                                                                                                            Jayzus, Sheila! I forgot me feckin' trousers

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                                                                                                              Fox Tal keen as keen thing there. WP RDIII youll be hard caught now

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                                                                                                                Picks in the Jersey
                                                                                                                Runner Race Horse Stake Bet
                                                                                                                Elshambles R3 Celestin 100 W
                                                                                                                Hitch R3 Celestin 100 W
                                                                                                                Pat Mustard R3 Celestin 100 W
                                                                                                                Eoghan104 R3 Final Song 100 W
                                                                                                                Gimmeabreak R3 Final Song 100 W
                                                                                                                NoRiverRequired R3 Final Song 100 W
                                                                                                                Mellor R3 Molatham 100 W
                                                                                                                Dead Parrot R3 Monarch of Egypt 100 W
                                                                                                                Eagle Eye R3 Monarch of Egypt 100 W
                                                                                                                strewelpeter R3 Monarch Of Egypt 100 W
                                                                                                                "We are not Europeans. Those people on the continent are freaks."

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                                                                                                                  'bucketing it down' on track they say...
                                                                                                                  "We are not Europeans. Those people on the continent are freaks."

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                                                                                                                    Mellor gets on the board for Australia!
                                                                                                                    Raoul Duke III 3,350
                                                                                                                    NoRiverRequired 2,233
                                                                                                                    rounders123 1,483
                                                                                                                    Gimmeabreak 1,358
                                                                                                                    ionapaul 1,300
                                                                                                                    Eoghan104 1,200
                                                                                                                    Hitch 1,104
                                                                                                                    Elshambles 933
                                                                                                                    Eagle Eye 733
                                                                                                                    Pat Mustard 700
                                                                                                                    Mellor 700
                                                                                                                    Dead Parrot 663
                                                                                                                    Charlie Sheen 250
                                                                                                                    Dice75 200
                                                                                                                    strewelpeter 100
                                                                                                                    "We are not Europeans. Those people on the continent are freaks."

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                                                                                                                      Chesham chances:
                                                                                                                      Runner Race Horse Stake Bet
                                                                                                                      Eagle Eye R4 Battleground 100 W
                                                                                                                      ionapaul R4 Battleground 100 W
                                                                                                                      Charlie Sheen R4 Clarendon Cross 100 W
                                                                                                                      Eoghan104 R4 First Prophet 100 W
                                                                                                                      Gimmeabreak R4 First Prophet 100 W
                                                                                                                      Pat Mustard R4 First Prophet 100 W
                                                                                                                      Dice75 R4 Golden Flame 100 W
                                                                                                                      Raoul Duke III R4 March Law 100 W
                                                                                                                      Dead Parrot R4 Modern news 100 W
                                                                                                                      rounders123 R4 Modern News 100 W
                                                                                                                      Hitch R4 Modern News 100 W
                                                                                                                      "We are not Europeans. Those people on the continent are freaks."

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                                                                                                                        ionapaul making some ground up in third as Ryan Moore manages not to fuck one up
                                                                                                                        Raoul Duke III 3,250
                                                                                                                        NoRiverRequired 2,233
                                                                                                                        ionapaul 1,575
                                                                                                                        rounders123 1,383
                                                                                                                        Gimmeabreak 1,258
                                                                                                                        Eoghan104 1,100
                                                                                                                        Eagle Eye 1,008
                                                                                                                        Hitch 1,004
                                                                                                                        Elshambles 933
                                                                                                                        Mellor 700
                                                                                                                        Pat Mustard 600
                                                                                                                        Dead Parrot 563
                                                                                                                        Charlie Sheen 150
                                                                                                                        Dice75 100
                                                                                                                        strewelpeter 100
                                                                                                                        "We are not Europeans. Those people on the continent are freaks."

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                                                                                                                          the Gold Cup looks a snoozefest from a competition point of view, gonna be hard work getting home in that today
                                                                                                                          Runner Race Horse Stake Bet
                                                                                                                          Mellor R5 Cross Counter 100 W
                                                                                                                          Charlie Sheen R5 Moonlight Spirit 100 W
                                                                                                                          Raoul Duke III R5 Moonlight Spirit 50 W
                                                                                                                          rounders123 R5 Stradivarius 100 W
                                                                                                                          Elshambles R5 Technician 100 W
                                                                                                                          Eagle Eye R5 Technician 50 EW
                                                                                                                          Hitch R5 Technician 100 W
                                                                                                                          "We are not Europeans. Those people on the continent are freaks."

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