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Old 11-09-11, 21:03   #41
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twas on a late reg dreary as I pondered weak and weary
over many a quaint and curious webpage of forgotten lore,
While I nodded, nearly napping, suddenly there came a tapping,
As of some one gently rapping, rapping from my monitor
`'Tis some spam mail,' I muttered, `tapping at my monitor -
Only this, and nothing more.'

Ah, distinctly I remember it was in the bleak September,
And each separate IPB member in the hotel called D4.
watched on with eyes all eager; for a fellow called dom Hever
and his chipstack not beleagured - as he sat at table 4 -
For the rare and radiant admin whom the angels named 5star -
Nameless here for evermore.

And the silken sad vibration of my mail notification
Thrilled me - filled me with fantastic terrors never felt before;
So that now, to still the beating of my heart, I stood repeating
`'Tis some spam mail entreating entrance at my inbox door -
Some late spam mail entreating entrance at my inbox door; -
This it is, and nothing more,'

Presently my soul grew stronger; hesitating then no longer,
It was a stake mail from C. Corbett, sending funds across the shore.
the fact is that I was napping, til his email came a rapping,
and so faintly my speakers rapping, that I wasn't sure i head it,
but I opened up on Stars;
tourneys there, and nothing more.

As i sat down to my table, I was barly, scarcely able
to right click upon the slack jawed gawping avatars of bores
as the players kept on limping, but my holecards they were shrimping
shrimping on a boat with forrest, (gump not ted) from movie lore.
6 rag off, and nothing more.


finally upon my small blind, I had set upon a sure mind,
sure minded plan for domination of this table of gobdaws
as the button raised 240, I had no wish to be shortie
and My Ace King did implore me, "4 bet here, you know the score"
this was my plan, and nothing more.

so i raised it to 800, thinking that would leave him wondered,
wondering if he should fold now "fold them now!" i did implore
but his 5 bet shove was coming, sure enough like cheap job plumbing
leaking chips to all and sundry upon the virtual casino floor
I jammed them in, and nothing more.

A pair of 8's he did show me, so I typed in I typed in "fucking blow me"
I didn't need to see the flop turn river for me to know the score.
627 made me shiver,, and the turn did not deliver,
a fucking 4 upon the river, left my pride upon the floor
there it lay, and nothing more.

Seat 1: Mr RoyalMark (1530 in chips)
Seat 2: dogsballs (805 in chips)
Seat 3: putnomagico (768 in chips)
Seat 4: misterxno1 (2010 in chips)
Seat 5: AeRaLynN (1880 in chips)
Seat 6: Longthing (5065 in chips)
Seat 7: jlarr (2400 in chips)
Seat 8: dimulka286 (5580 in chips)
Seat 9: kumstefan63 (4075 in chips)
jlarr: posts small blind 40
dimulka286: posts big blind 80
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to jlarr [Ah Kd]
kumstefan63: folds
Mr RoyalMark: folds
dogsballs: folds
putnomagico: folds
misterxno1: folds
AeRaLynN: folds
Longthing: raises 160 to 240
jlarr: raises 560 to 800
dimulka286: folds
Longthing: raises 4265 to 5065 and is all-in
jlarr: calls 1600 and is all-in
Uncalled bet (2665) returned to Longthing
*** FLOP *** [6s 2c 7s]
*** TURN *** [6s 2c 7s] [Th]
*** RIVER *** [6s 2c 7s Th] [4c]
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Old 11-09-11, 21:08   #42
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6 bigs is all i have left tonight
it looks like i will have to shove a bag of shite
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Old 11-09-11, 21:08   #43
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Herculean effort Zod, feckin love it!!! If i get to the stage where I can stake you are in 1st.
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Old 11-09-11, 21:14   #44
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Well played zod!
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Old 11-09-11, 21:18   #45
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with 4 and a half bigs in the big blind
i knew i had to get it in behind
my two cards dealt, a suited jack was the best i could see
so when it was raised from the cutoff in i shoved thee
i was hoping for two live cards, but pocket tens he tabled
i was dead to a jack or three diamonds to put me ahead
no joy on the board and out i went
fuck you stars, go and get bent.

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Old 11-09-11, 21:20   #46
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Breaking it down to see what you can make
From a stars Ciaran Corbett stake
Nobody has a decent flow
like previous rapping stakee WootWootGO



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Old 11-09-11, 21:22   #47
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this dosn't rhyme with anything
he was a serial limper,
those who know me i don't go out on a whimper
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Old 11-09-11, 21:32   #48
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Well unlucky lads
Its not really bad
With a rhyme from CHD
An epic thread this must be.

I was hoping for Dollars
But now you're all gonners
I am off now for the night
to go and drink a pint.
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Old 11-09-11, 21:35   #49
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Aul Switcheroo dont worry at all
Angry Ball is least funniest of all
Gets his dough in with Jack Two
Sure what else could he do?
All Lucky-Colm can do now is Bawl

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Well unlucky lads
Its not really bad
With a rhyme from CHD
An epic thread this must be.

I was hoping for Dollars
But now you're all gonners
I am off now for the night
to go and drink a pint.
Fairwell young man you gave it a shot
Was worth a punt with money to be got
If these cnuts could play as well as they rhyme
you'd have made money most of the time.
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Old 11-09-11, 21:46   #51
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Fairwell young man you gave it a shot
Was worth a punt with money to be got
If these cnuts could play as well as they rhyme
you'd have made money most of the time.
bad observations in this rhyme
the poetry was shite most of the time,
now if everyone could stop with this shit
maybe the forum could move on a bit.
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Old 11-09-11, 21:50   #52
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Blaa Blaa Black sheep?
No thanks fk off , let me sleep.
it's just bread, it's tasty, and most of all cheap.
FK OFF, FUCK OFFFF, YER WORSE THAN THAT CUNT BO PEEP.
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Old 11-09-11, 22:06   #53
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Quality thread lads, well played all.
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Old 11-09-11, 22:31   #54
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Genius rhyme came to me whilst drinking.

The lads didn't run too good
Much as I had hoped they would
The thread turned into a bit of a farce
At least I got to get to the pub to stare at the barmaids arse.
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Old 12-09-11, 07:11   #56
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I wanna be a billionaire so fricking bad
Buy all of the things I never had
Uh, I wanna be on the cover of Forbes magazine
Smiling next to Oprah and the Queen
You're doing it wrong.

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Old 12-09-11, 07:34   #57
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