Bad beat/Moaning/Venting thread - Mammy told me not to come.

[Guest]

That's exactly what it is

That's no good to the people getting attacked though is it?

Even London became a worse place as soon as brexit was voted for (fuck knows what Midlands towns were like)

More aggressive, more abuse... fuck I got more dodgy cunt Irish jokes in the 6 months after it than in the years before!!!

He's not in the position to be at that shit, he is supposed to be a fucking grown up & the fact cunts like that are even in his crowd shows how bad it is!

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[Strewelpeter]

That's exactly what it is

Attempts by the collaborators to minimise the complicity of the President of the United States of America in this particular mass shooting are unacceptable.

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[NewApproach]

An hour and a half now waiting for a haircut. Seems all the hairdressers in Rennes, except one, have gone on holidays for August.

Sure the whole country just goes to the beach for the entire month of August!

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[Emmet]

Don't think so. That seems to be for bottom of the bed. This is to cover roof of the bed.

Voile

[luckforsome]

...Some car crash of a stock market today...China devaluing currency cost me dearly ...

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[SatNav]

Anyone watching Manifest on sky. Fucking excellent. 5 hours sleep last night up in morn at 7.30 and just can't turn it off. Fit to drop with tiredness.

[6starpool]

Someone seems to have caught the mood of the nation at this difficult time.

What's the point of getting them together if you don't eat them concurrently? Not exactly alternating bites, but when I take the last bite of the burger I usually only have a few chips left.

[oleras]

What's the point of getting them together if you don't eat them concurrently? Not exactly alternating bites, but when I take the last bite of the burger I usually only have a few chips left.

Case in point. Weirdo. Besides the last bite having to be the burger, you eat the filler first, the chips, then you savor the burger...down to the last bite.

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[6starpool]

Case in point. Weirdo. Besides the last bite having to be the burger, you eat the filler first, the chips, then you savor the burger...down to the last bite.

What do you mean by filler? Also, you're wrong on multiple fronts there. It's called burger and chips, not chips then burger.

[CHDad]

Anyone who eats and finishes one element on their plate first then moves onto the next and so on is a freak. Possibly mentally ill. Ive come across a good few people like this and they all have problems, another thing in common is they're arseholes.

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[Strewelpeter]

Straight after getting in from a 14 hour journey back from a fantastic Cambridge folk festival facing a busy day tomorrow the right and proper thing to do was to sure and watch the whole four hours of Once Upon a time in America

Cambridge is an amazing festival will do a trip report later in the week but the tldr for those who would be into that kind of music it's something you just have to try.

[KevIRL]

Why get burger and chips when you could just get two burgers

[careca]

While we are on the subject, I was always a salt then vinegar man but was converted by a friend to vinegar then salt. #mindblown

[Solksjaer!]

think how you eat depends on the situation.



1. After a run /game of footie/Cycle etc - Hand into Fridge and devour mix and mash edibles under the spotlight of the fridge light as you flick items toward the cooker that can’t be eaten raw .

2. When the kids have gone to bed - scrape unwanted kids food onto one plate and scorch in Microwave and then devour (waste not – want not). Not porridge though – I’m not an animal.

3. After a feed beer - Lie on the floor, take your shirt off ala The Hoff and eat in slow motion, remembering to lick all appendages to ensure no food is wasted. Then sleep on the floor



That film Sp was watching has caused me more sleep hangovers than any other movie ever. Noodles lost my empathy when he raped yer wan though . Didn't need that noodles .

[mocata]

Always took it thats why he suffered in exile, to punish himself for that act. Love that film, the looming bridge towers in the background when they are Kids, contrasted with the lights and Modernity when Older Noodles is trying to Hail a Taxi with them behind them. Deborahs theme is magical too, a lovely yearning and bittersweet poignancy for what could have been whenever I hear it.

[Mellor]

Yeah, this is so obvious. Your last bite needs to be of the best thing on the plate. If I remember correctly 6star was also in favour of double-decker buses, so confirmed weirdo.

Last bite should be the best thing on the plate. But only a weirdo would eat all his chips. Then his burger.
You go chip-burger-chip-burger-chip-burger. Or some suitably similar alternate.

Next you’ll say you polish off the drink before you eat anything

[Solksjaer!]

Always took it thats why he suffered in exile, to punish himself for that act. Love that film, the looming bridge towers in the background when they are Kids, contrasted with the lights and Modernity when Older Noodles is trying to Hail a Taxi with them behind them. Deborahs theme is magical too, a lovely yearning and bittersweet poignancy for what could have been whenever I hear it.

He got a taste for rape when robbing the diamonds though. Was gonna go to bed early but that movie can't be put down. Poignancy runs through it all right .

[Solksjaer!]

Last bite should be the best thing on the plate. But only a weirdo would eat all his chips. Then his burger.
You go chip-burger-chip-burger-chip-burger. Or some suitably similar alternate.

Next you’ll say you polish off the drink before you eat anything

Is this the same with McDonald's? I eat the fries as I'm driving then the burger when on a dualer or straight stretch . Then polish off the fallen fries from the floor when the journey is over . Still alive .

[KevIRL]

Sign up for the Fantasy Football for the season. Only a few days left

[DeadParrot]

Someone seems to have caught the mood of the nation at this difficult time.

I feel like this should be obvious but eating the burger first is the best line to take.

1) capture burger at optimal temp
2) dont fill up on chips
3) excess condiments from burger will act as handy chip sauce.
4)Stacking fries underneath top bun can add extra crunchy mouthfeel to burger

[ghostface]

Hard Knocks back on HBO tonight, NFL is nearly upon us

[ArmaniJeans]

Always took it thats why he suffered in exile, to punish himself for that act. Love that film, the looming bridge towers in the background when they are Kids, contrasted with the lights and Modernity when Older Noodles is trying to Hail a Taxi with them behind them. Deborahs theme is magical too, a lovely yearning and bittersweet poignancy for what could have been whenever I hear it.

I always thought he went into exile because

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his phone call to the police got his three best mates killed. Although as we find out later it was going to happen regardless, and one of them wasn't shot. I never got the idea it was because of the rape.

I'm a terrible analyser of films though.

[Denny Crane]

Yeah, this is so obvious. Your last bite needs to be of the best thing on the plate. If I remember correctly 6star was also in favour of double-decker buses, so confirmed weirdo.

Would rather eat the tastiest thing when I'm hungriest and my taste buds are most active, then fill up with the rest. You hardly have a roast and let the beef sit there til last going cold?

[Lao Lao]

You need to eat the burger and chips together, not all of one and then the other.

Obviously you finish with a bite of the burger.

Anything else is just madness.

[Lao Lao]

You can't beat a pre breakfast swim, especially when you have the place to yourself

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[Theresa]

I fluctuate between all chips then burger. Or eating concurrently. Burger first then chips never occurs.

The real weirdos are the people who like mash potato and beans mixed together. They are the ones you need to watch. Perverts.

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[Guest]

Case in point. Weirdo. Besides the last bite having to be the burger, you eat the filler first, the chips, then you savor the burger...down to the last bite.

What happens if you fill yourself before getting to the good bit?

Would you not hit the taste buds with the good stuff early?

[Guest]

I fluctuate between all chips then burger. Or eating concurrently. Burger first then chips never occurs.

The real weirdos are the people who like mash potato and beans mixed together. They are the ones you need to watch. Perverts.

When I lived in Dublin I shared a flat with one of the best chefs in Ireland (not a name), one day he was wrecked after busy week he decides to have beens, mash and something else...

Cooks lot, mashes the spud then dumps everything into pot he mashed potatoes in and mixes it

I gave it a bit of the WTF like

"It's what it looks like in your mouth" and off he walked

[Guest]

Ooh and lads/lasses, when eating out, the flavours of the food have been balanced, mash low on salt because pork is salty etc

If you don't mix the flavours, your wasting money by being there

Leading from that, how you cook for yourself should follow!!!

Or not...

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[AndyFatBastard]

When I lived in Dublin I shared a flat with one of the best chefs in Ireland (not a name), one day he was wrecked after busy week he decides to have beens, mash and something else...

Cooks lot, mashes the spud then dumps everything into pot he mashed potatoes in and mixes it

I gave it a bit of the WTF like

"It's what it looks like in your mouth" and off he walked

I bet he ate it out of the pan too.

[ComradeCollie]

The real weirdos are the people who like mash potato and beans mixed together. They are the ones you need to watch. Perverts.

That is literally my favourite food ever. Though it annoys me that some people still make mashed potato without using a potato ricer.

[Solksjaer!]

Dubs v Mayo. Anyone access to tickets ?

[KK82]

Dubs v Mayo. Anyone access to tickets ?

I got tickets to last year's semi final on Ticketmaster the week of the game. Stadium was nowhere near full. Don't even like GAA. Just went for a day out with my son. Dublin fans don't care about All Ireland semi finals anymore.

[Theresa]

That is literally my favourite food ever. Though it annoys me that some people still make mashed potato without using a potato ricer.

And there you have it folks.

[premierstone]

I got tickets to last year's semi final on Ticketmaster the week of the game. Stadium was nowhere near full. Don't even like GAA. Just went for a day out with my son. Dublin fans don't care about All Ireland semi finals anymore.

This will be a sell out, Mayo v Dublin is a far bigger game than Dublin v Galway

[AndyFatBastard]

WTf is a potato ricer

[DeadParrot]

WTf is a potato ricer

Like a bigger garlic mincer thing

[dobby]

WTf is a potato ricer

It's for people that want mashed potato with notions

[Raoul Duke III]

All this burger talk reminds me of the awesome burgerising devices in French boucheries. Hitch should be familiar with same.

Throw in lump of raw meat.
Out pops burgerised round of meat.
Voila!

Ate one of those this evening and rather good it was too.

[MrsFlushdraw]

Anyone got a good contact for a Web Designer?

Usually enjoy doing Wordpress etc, but I have a bigger project a want done and would rather a professional job on it.

Cheers

Dave Lappin's Missus is great with websites. Look up Tigerfruit or contact Saron Harford or Dave.

WTf is a potato ricer

They use them in hotels to make the potato mash. You toss the potato and butter into the top and turn the handle and it comes out all sort of grated. Then you throw into a large mixer and it becomes creamy yummy mash!

[MrsFlushdraw]

@Hitch

Tab top voiles would be the way to go with a bed like that. If it's for the daughter, it will be like a princess four poster canopy bed.

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[rounders123]

At a stag one time,half of the party got lost out of Judge Roy Beans as it was just before mobile phones. What was left of the rabble wandered into burger king later on. One of the party orders a whopper meal and the brother who worked with the guy taps me and says watch this guy eat.
He took 2+ bites on each of the fries and didn't touch the burger before all the fries were eaten. Gets worse when he takes his first bite of the burger and brings it back with disgust to exchange because it was cold. A special type of freak. Was on tilt after watching that.

[Lao Lao]

All this burger talk reminds me of the awesome burgerising devices in French boucheries. Hitch should be familiar with same.



Throw in lump of raw meat.

Out pops burgerised round of meat.

Voila!



Ate one of those this evening and rather good it was too.

I bought one of these a few years back (plus a smaller set of three for sliders)

One of the best purchases I've ever made. Perfectly shaped burgers every time.

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[Guest]

I got an Uuni pizza oven. 210 quid in Homebase and it can do this...Highly recommend.

[Keane]

That's amazing, is it this one?

https://www.homebase.co.uk/ooni-wood-fired-portable-pizza-oven_p496602

[Emmet]

Had a Seitan & Mushroom burger last weekend. It was decent.

Still, beef.

[Guest]

That's amazing, is it this one?

https://www.homebase.co.uk/ooni-wood...a-oven_p496602

Yessir.

[Denny Crane]

^ I've one of those, has a dimple in the middle too for optimal shaping. Worth getting. (edit, thread's moved on, I meant the burger thing)



I was ATN at the weekend and there was a light installation on a tree that looked just like small circles straight on, but if you looked at the lights and turned your head you could read a message. Never seen anything like it. Anyone come across it before? Would be interested in reading about how it works.

[Lazare]

If you don't mix mustard in to mash, especially with roast beef, your life has a mustard mash shaped hole in it.

Coriander works really well too.