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Old 23-07-15, 15:11   #54381
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Maybe Identity Ireland could also promise to campaign that Irish people living abroad are treated in the same uncaring way by their host countries?
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Old 23-07-15, 15:35   #54382
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Decided to throw this out there to see how the equality brigade react


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Old 23-07-15, 15:49   #54383
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Whats with all the seagull hate happening all of a sudden?

Gulls are good m'kay.
No hate here...

I just don't like talking about the bit where it looked appealingly up at me as it realised what was inevitable...

Rest its sole...
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Old 23-07-15, 15:56   #54384
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How long does a provisional license last?
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Old 23-07-15, 16:14   #54385
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Cheerio Kane Douglas. We hardly knew ya! Hopefully the freed up money will mean Leinster signing a quality player.

https://www.rte.ie/sport/rugby/2015/...-kane-douglas/
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Old 23-07-15, 16:33   #54386
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I killed a seagull at about 5:20am on Monday morning... One of the big ones.

I was driving down the M50 and it came down almost vertically into the road to get a dead rat or something. It was too late for me to do anything. It made a big bang.

It saw me coming at the last moment and tried to fly up so the front of the jeep just below the bonnet hit it.

It didn't bounce off. The body was stuck to the front of the car. I considered continuing my journey like that but it seemed a bit... brutal? I pulled into one of the safe spots on the hard shoulder thinking it would fall off when I slowed down... it didn't. It flopped off the bonnet but it was still hanging on the front of the jeep.

Its head was stuck in tight in the grill on the front. I got disposable gloves from the back of the car but it was pretty stuck... I tried a metal tool I had in the car but I couldn't get it in behind the head.

In the end I just had to grab it's neck tight and wiggle it until it came free. When I pulled it to the right the beak opened. When I pulled it to the left the beak closed again. It was a little freaky... and still warm.

Strange morning...

It did a bit of damage to the grill but nothing too serious once I got it all clipped back into place and the feathers and blood removed.
I was collecting a hire car from shannon airport once when there was a tourist returning a car with exactly this - a bird about the size of a swan was hanging out of the front grill. The chap who inspects the car from minor scratches seemed a bit bemused!
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Old 23-07-15, 16:42   #54387
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How long does a provisional license last?
Called a learner permit now. Lasts 2 years. Congrats.
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Old 23-07-15, 16:43   #54388
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Called a learner permit now. Lasts 2 years. Congrats.
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Old 23-07-15, 16:50   #54389
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Yeah i got one like 10 years ago, never bothered getting a full license. Holding out on google driving for me.
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Old 23-07-15, 16:58   #54390
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Can't. Usually unavailable to post between 9 am and 6pm so no good. Don't have Skype either. I'll be on the rail. GL.
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Old 23-07-15, 17:07   #54391
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Yeah i got one like 10 years ago, never bothered getting a full license. Holding out on google driving for me.
You didn't want to pass all those tests was just doing the lessons for the laugh ehhh
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Old 23-07-15, 17:27   #54392
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No hate here...

I just don't like talking about the bit where it looked appealingly up at me as it realised what was inevitable...

Rest its sole...
Oh that was an accident obv but everytime I turn on the radio this week I hear people moaning about seagulls
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Old 23-07-15, 17:32   #54393
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Its not racist to have a sensible immigration policy.
Australia Canada United States all have this.
Of course it is not, unless your immigration policy happens to actually be racist.
Europe has a sensible immigration policy.

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I think secretly there is a level of support for a party like this but you certainly wont have people admitting it.
Nothing secret about it, 930 or 1.4% of the people who voted in Carlow Kilkenny voted for him.
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Oh that was an accident obv but everytime I turn on the radio this week I hear people moaning about seagulls
when they land one on your head, you are perfectly entitled to hate them!!

Although saying that it does make you appreciate how lucky we are that cows don't fly.
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Old 23-07-15, 17:41   #54395
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You didn't want to pass all those tests was just doing the lessons for the laugh ehhh
No mandatory lessons back then! Was literally turn up and answer stupid easy questions.
If it is not safe to overtake...do you A) overtake

I did lie and say I had a forklift licence to get a job, blagged out of driving the forklift a lot.
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Old 23-07-15, 18:07   #54396
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Can't. Usually unavailable to post between 9 am and 6pm so no good. Don't have Skype either. I'll be on the rail. GL.
all the action is after 6pm anyway, 9am-6pm is just filler
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Old 23-07-15, 18:20   #54397
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Apparently a woman with fake boobs and plastic ass rapping about letting a guy fuck her because he sells cocaine is actually a feminist role model, who knew?
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Old 23-07-15, 18:25   #54398
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Fairly touched looking bunch of lads.
Do think more of these kind of groups will keep popping up as long as mainstream politicians keep running a mile from questions of immigration policy.
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Old 23-07-15, 18:30   #54399
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Apparently a woman with fake boobs and plastic ass rapping about letting a guy fuck her because he sells cocaine is actually a feminist role model, who knew?
This is an actual verse.

This dude named Michael used to ride motorcycles
Dick bigger than a tower, I ain't talking about Eiffel's
Real country ass nigga, let me play with his rifle
Pussy put his ass to sleep, now he calling me NyQuil
Now that bang bang bang,
I let him hit it 'cause he slang Cocaine
He toss my salad like his name Romaine
And when we done, I make him buy me Balmain
I'm on some dumb shit
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Old 23-07-15, 18:36   #54400
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Do think more of these kind of groups will keep popping up as long as mainstream politicians keep running a mile from questions of immigration policy.
Schoolteachers like Aine Ni Chonail have been at this shit picking up a handful of votes for a long time already, not much room for anyone but centre right getting votes in Irish politics, thankfully in this case.
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