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Old 06-05-15, 00:49   #44421
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Ah guys... have we not learned that if you imagine it, it comes true
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Old 06-05-15, 01:13   #44422
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Did just spend 30 minutes of my life reading up on Joni Mitchell. A strange use of time.
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this is how I felt when a recent upc ppv bill came in

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Old 06-05-15, 01:29   #44425
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If you want to know anything on Joni Mitchell am happy to oblige...
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What is his fav T m8
Arnold Palmer I reckon.
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Her m8, her. I loved her performance with the band on the last waltz, the entire show was utterly epic but joni seemed to love her time on stage with them

Also side bar: just matched a girl on tinder that I am 90% sure I banged last year at some point and she didn't reply after(I left it like 3 weeks to text tbf). Hot girl, doctor too so probs smart but she is a very good drinker is what I remember really. She was on pint 7 when I was getting my 11th and then it got fuzzy.
She's messaging me asking to go for drinks and not entirely sure if she recognises me from the pics. Kinda tempted to say yes, get drunk, have the bants, bang her and take 6 weeks to text her this time. Pro's = sex and a 6 week troll, con's = ???... I think systems are go
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Her m8, her. I loved her performance with the band on the last waltz, the entire show was utterly epic but joni seemed to love her time on stage with them

Also side bar: just matched a girl on tinder that I am 90% sure I banged last year at some point and she didn't reply after(I left it like 3 weeks to text tbf). Hot girl, doctor too so probs smart but she is a very good drinker is what I remember really. She was on pint 7 when I was getting my 11th and then it got fuzzy.
She's messaging me asking to go for drinks and not entirely sure if she recognises me from the pics. Kinda tempted to say yes, get drunk, have the bants, bang her and take 6 weeks to text her this time. Pro's = sex and a 6 week troll, con's = ???... I think systems are go
You should write fantasy m8.

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Her m8, her. I loved her performance with the band on the last waltz, the entire show was utterly epic but joni seemed to love her time on stage with them

Also side bar: just matched a girl on tinder that I am 90% sure I banged last year at some point and she didn't reply after(I left it like 3 weeks to text tbf). Hot girl, doctor too so probs smart but she is a very good drinker is what I remember really. She was on pint 7 when I was getting my 11th and then it got fuzzy.
She's messaging me asking to go for drinks and not entirely sure if she recognises me from the pics. Kinda tempted to say yes, get drunk, have the bants, bang her and take 6 weeks to text her this time. Pro's = sex and a 6 week troll, con's = ???... I think systems are go
Your frat bros would high five the shit out of you for this post
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To be fair when I did reply to her I did ask her to meet again and she never even replied. Fancy 2 bedroom apartment all to herself on golden lane, she was a bit too fancy to date for a pleb like me.
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Don't be jealous m8.
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But you have two choices 35 or 21. The only reason anyone would pick 35 is because its already written there, which is a stupid reason. How does it possibly make sense that you can actually run the country technically at 21, but can't hold a figurehead position at that age? Its more the inconsistency that gets me.

Plus what does a 35 year old have that a 34 year old doesn't?

Clearly both TD and pres ages should be set at voting age though. So the 21 thing is a nonsense anyway. But 21 makes more sense than 35.
The president receives a half salary pension for life.
MDH is currently on $340k, so that's $170k there after. A younger president costs the state more money over his lifetime. A 21 year old will never get elected as president. So nobody is going to be getting a 60+ year pension. However, removing the age restriction, would probably see the age of candidates reduce over time. Which it turn costs the state more money.
For example, the last election came down to Higgins, the oldest candidate, and Sean Gallagher, the youngest. Had Gallagher been elected, his pension would have cost, presumably an extra Ä3m-4m.

Iím not arguing for or against the current referendum. I havenít given it much thought, I canít vote. But itís plain to see itís not just about the suitability of a 21 year old verses a 35 year old.
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Mwah'd for a reason m8

Hull lose, your defeatist attitude worked!
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Old 06-05-15, 02:23   #44437
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Hull are either going to be my most profitable or most lossful/negative(probs is a word for this) team of the year. 290 on jela first scorer, prob spunked 50 on bruce to get sacked 1st&any time and also had them at 4/1 to get relegated and the 50 with you.
No idea where the hatred for Hull came from but it has made it fantastic fun to watch.

As for the beour's, they are all desperate and I am always drunk. No idea what I ever say to them but I seem to have fun. Must get a new phone to take some pics for the bbv though.
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Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Oh Fabregas is magic
He wears a magic hat
He could of signed for Arsenal
But he said no fuck that
He passes with his left foot
He passes with his right
And when we win the league again
We'll sing this song all night

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Hull lose, your defeatist attitude worked!
any beours urself there days m8?
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any beours urself there days m8?
Lots but I keep waking up and thinking that's a Dog, what did I do.

That's why I keep asking for Dog pics on here. Comparisons m8.

Turns out I keep waking up beside ugly female humans with no class. Cause Dogs are class.
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