Bad beat/Moaning/Venting thread - BabyforV

[Tar.Aldarion]

I'm not the jimmy rustler
im the jimmy rustlers son
and I'm only rustlin jimmies
till the jimmy rustker comes

My child Rigger arrived just the other day
He came to the world in the usual way
But there were planes to catch and bills to pay
He learned to walk while I was away
And he was talkin' 'fore I knew it, and as he grew
He'd say "I'm gonna be like you Tar
You know I'm gonna be like you"

And the chd's in the cradle and the silver spoon
Little boy icky and me m8 on the moon
When you comin' home Tar?
I don't know when, but we'll get tea then son
You know we'll have a good tea then

My Riggs turned ten just the other day
He said, "Thanks for the ball, Paul, come on let's play
Can you teach me to throw", I said "Not today
I got a lot to do", he said, "That's ok"
And he walked away but his smile never dimmed
And said, "I'm gonna have some tea, yeah
You know I'm gonna some tea"

And the chd's in the cradle and the silver spoon
Little boy icky and me m8 on the moon
When you comin' home son?
I don't know when, but we'll get tea then son
You know we'll have a good tea then

Well, he came home from college just the other day
So much like a man I just had to say
"Riggs, I'm proud of you, can you sit for a while?"
He shook his head and said with a smile
"What I'd really like, Dad, is to borrow the car keys
See you later, could we have tea please?"

And the chd's in the cradle and the silver spoon
Little boy icky and me m8 on the moon
When you comin' home son?
I don't know when, but we'll have tea then son
You know we'll have a good tea then

I've long since retired, my riggs's moved away
I called him up just the other day
I said, "I'd like to see you if you don't mind"
He said, "I'd love to, Tar, if I can find the time
You see my new course's a hassle and it's tea time
But it's sure nice talking to you, Tar
It's been sure nice talking to you"

And as I hung up the phone it occurred to me
He'd grown up just like me
My boy was just like me
I didn't need to wonder, what he had for tea.

[Jibzzzz]

Great weekend ahead with Aintree, some big football matches and best of all The Masters.

If ony the sun stuck around for some BBQs.

Happy Friday BBV!

[Zod]

From PopBitch

>> Winning Strategy <<
Going Nate Silver on it

We've looked at the last 20
years and come up with 8
predictors to look for:

1. A brown horse
2. Aged 9-11
3. Carrying under 11st 7lb
4. Run at least 10 races
5. Won a decent race + 3m
6. Good on left-handed course
7. Top five in its last race
8. Hurdles race this season.

The last three winners fitted
at least 7 out of these 8.

These are the three horses who
best fit this (8/8).

* Night In Milan - 25-1

* Al Co 25-1

* Royale Night 33-1


There are 10 other horses which
almost fit the profile (7/8),
inc: Rocky Creek, 5th last year
(2nd favourite at 8-1);
Balthazar King, 2nd last
year (10-1) and Soll,
trained by previous winner,
David Pipe, at 20-1.


And short priced Tony McCoy
favourite Shutthefrontdoor?
Ruled out on age and because
he likes right-handed tracks...
are you brave enough to go
against the stats?

[AndyFatBastard]

The last three winners fitted at least 7 out of these 8.

OMG foolproof

[Zod]

OMG foolproof

When Royale Night romps home we'll see who's laughing (probably not me, can't be arsed betting on horses)

[ionapaul]

On jobs, the disappearance of them over time and the fact that many of us seem to be engaged in doing things that aren't exactly worthwhile:

http://strikemag.org/bullshit-jobs/

Just read that yesterday morning (it was linked to from a thread on ThePropertyPin) and then saw the discussion here last night, seemed appropriate.

[Denny Crane]

The idea that the 'ruling class' has conspired with global employers to hire vast swathes of people to do pointless job is up their with the moon landing conspiracies imo.

[ArmaniJeans]

The Fianna Fail implosion is rather spectacular. The rumours of their demise was seemingly merely delayed. Nothing big today, just more small no-hope stuff.

I notice out my way in Dublin West that David McGuinness has left the party in a huff, he was one of the candidates that actually should have given them hope for the future as he polled very well in the 2 byelections in this Dail. However the local convention recently selected someone from the more salubrious Castleknock end of the constituency for the next GE.


Edit: Cllr Jack Chambers, a fine head of traditional Fianna Fail hair done by proper old school barbers and none of this new metrosexual salon rubbish.

SPOILER

[AndyFatBastard]

Relevant reading:

Imagine a World Without Work

[Denny Crane]

Why Being on Holiday is a bit like Full Communism, and Why it's Not https://selfcertified.wordpress.com/...d-why-its-not/

[Dice75]

Great weekend ahead with Aintree, some big football matches and best of all The Masters.

If ony the sun stuck around for some BBQs.

Happy Friday BBV!

Poxy wedding this weekend & I'm a groomsman =


Stupid rehersal tonight in church is arseole of nowhere followed by dinner - No Golf

Wedding tomorrow fucks up National & Golf -

Hang around drinks & dinner Sunday (who the fuck invented this crap - do newlyweds not shag like rabbites anymore) = No Manchester derby & Golf

I foresee a lot of sneaking off by me this weekend to the nearest corner bar

[DeadParrot]

You were always smaller, DP.

[DeadParrot]

Poxy wedding this weekend & I'm a groomsman =


Stupid rehersal tonight in church is arseole of nowhere followed by dinner - No Golf

Wedding tomorrow fucks up National & Golf -

Hang around drinks & dinner Sunday (who the fuck invented this crap - do newlyweds not shag like rabbites anymore) = No Manchester derby & Golf

I foresee a lot of sneaking off by me this weekend to the nearest corner bar

My wedding is the same day as Ireland Vs Scotland.
I can see it causing one or two problems on the day

[Dice75]

You'd wonder why Stuart Pearce hasn't been overly succesful as a manager...

[Strewelpeter]

That strike magazine article is terribad!
He more or less admits that he considers ebvery job he doesn't understand the purpose of to be bullshit.
The point is that a job doesn't have to be meaningful to be creating a profit for someone somewhere

[Strewelpeter]

Flying with Etihad and their wi fi won't allow IPB , I thought I had no problem before, maybe that was Emirates, It says because php is blocked rather than because of gambling but I can't access it via tapatalk either so I'm having to tunnel in via a remote desktop and its a pain, maybe DP or someone knows a workaround ?

[DeadParrot]

You'd wonder why Stuart Pearce hasn't been overly succesful as a manager...

Toure is probably the only right one there

[Denny Crane]

I was surprised to see LSE at the bottom alright.

[Silver-Tiger]

Poxy wedding this weekend & I'm a groomsman =


Stupid rehersal tonight in church is arseole of nowhere followed by dinner - No Golf

Wedding tomorrow fucks up National & Golf -

Hang around drinks & dinner Sunday (who the fuck invented this crap - do newlyweds not shag like rabbites anymore) = No Manchester derby & Golf

I foresee a lot of sneaking off by me this weekend to the nearest corner bar

Genuinely grimaced reading that. Feel for ya man.

[Emmet]

Poxy wedding this weekend & I'm a groomsman =


Stupid rehersal tonight in church is arseole of nowhere followed by dinner - No Golf

Wedding tomorrow fucks up National & Golf -

Hang around drinks & dinner Sunday (who the fuck invented this crap - do newlyweds not shag like rabbites anymore) = No Manchester derby & Golf

I foresee a lot of sneaking off by me this weekend to the nearest corner bar

Quick bitta flu? Anything?

Jesus

[Mike]

Flying with Etihad and their wi fi won't allow IPB , I thought I had no problem before, maybe that was Emirates, It says because php is blocked rather than because of gambling but I can't access it via tapatalk either so I'm having to tunnel in via a remote desktop and its a pain, maybe DP or someone knows a workaround ?

I was blocked while in the air with them last week but was able to access it from the lounges in abu dhabi. Didn't look into a workaround at the time as was actually doing some work stuff much to my bosses surprise.

[Lao Lao]

@RDIII - You may have posted it already and I missed it but what was the outcome with EBS and morgage rate? And who offered you the lower rate to switch

Am with EBS so might try hit them up for a reduction

[Strewelpeter]

Isn't technology incredible , Live streaming Aintree and also logged on to an ATM that is being set up in South Africa- from five miles over the snow capped mountains of Eastern Turkey!

Still giving out that it is a little bit laggy between refreshes.

[ArmaniJeans]

Isn't technology incredible , Live streaming Aintree and also logged on to an ATM that is being set up in South Africa- from five miles over the snow capped mountains of Eastern Turkey!

Still giving out that it is a little bit laggy between refreshes.

Are you programming it to make sure the display always gives 40Rand and 60Rand as selections and then when you pick one of them it tells you that only multiples of 50Rand are available?

[tipp86]

Will prices be out tonight for Aintree tomorrow?

[Denny Crane]

Are you programming it to make sure the display always gives 40Rand and 60Rand as selections and then when you pick one of them it tells you that only multiples of 50Rand are available?

Is there any logic behind the 60,120 etc rather than 50,100
etc.

[Tar.Aldarion]

humble bundle boardgames edition https://www.humblebundle.com/weekly

[Megatron]

First pic of Jared Leto as The Joker.

[Strewelpeter]

Are you programming it to make sure the display always gives 40Rand and 60Rand as selections and then when you pick one of them it tells you that only multiples of 50Rand are available?

Do you think its Bank of Ireland I work for?

We don't hate our users.

[DeadParrot]

Is there any logic behind the 60,120 etc rather than 50,100
etc.

something, something number of notes, sensor something.

[Hitchhiker's Guide To...]

...

[Guest]

birdie-birdie start for Tiger....Hope he burns it up!

Edit: The tracker lied to me. 2nd was a par.

[Solskjaer]

A Roman walks into a bar holds up two fingers and sez 5 beers please

[mcnugget]

Will prices be out tonight for Aintree tomorrow?

Yeah, all races should be priced up by 7pm

[Lord Sir Banter]

of

My child Rigger arrived just the other day
He came to the world in the usual way
But there were planes to catch and bills to pay
He learned to walk while I was away
And he was talkin' 'fore I knew it, and as he grew
He'd say "I'm gonna be like you Tar
You know I'm gonna be like you"

And the chd's in the cradle and the silver spoon
Little boy icky and me m8 on the moon
When you comin' home Tar?
I don't know when, but we'll get tea then son
You know we'll have a good tea then

My Riggs turned ten just the other day
He said, "Thanks for the ball, Paul, come on let's play
Can you teach me to throw", I said "Not today
I got a lot to do", he said, "That's ok"
And he walked away but his smile never dimmed
And said, "I'm gonna have some tea, yeah
You know I'm gonna some tea"

And the chd's in the cradle and the silver spoon
Little boy icky and me m8 on the moon
When you comin' home son?
I don't know when, but we'll get tea then son
You know we'll have a good tea then

Well, he came home from college just the other day
So much like a man I just had to say
"Riggs, I'm proud of you, can you sit for a while?"
He shook his head and said with a smile
"What I'd really like, Dad, is to borrow the car keys
See you later, could we have tea please?"

And the chd's in the cradle and the silver spoon
Little boy icky and me m8 on the moon
When you comin' home son?
I don't know when, but we'll have tea then son
You know we'll have a good tea then

I've long since retired, my riggs's moved away
I called him up just the other day
I said, "I'd like to see you if you don't mind"
He said, "I'd love to, Tar, if I can find the time
You see my new course's a hassle and it's tea time
But it's sure nice talking to you, Tar
It's been sure nice talking to you"

And as I hung up the phone it occurred to me
He'd grown up just like me
My boy was just like me
I didn't need to wonder, what he had for tea.

Nh.
Class song but it always reminds me of bombing up the north.

[Solskjaer]

Speith now -14. Profits taken and will toast him tomorrow as I indulge.

[darwinatemyhamster]

Speith now -14. Profits taken and will toast him tomorrow as I indulge.

He's ruining the fun for the rest of us.

[Solskjaer]

He's ruining the fun for the rest of us.

done a wee bit on Rory a fews mins ago at 25s just in case the weather plays a part

[Tar.Aldarion]

First home game in years, excited! Not played since I used to have a home game in galway, ah good times.

[Lazare]

Wanna get this posted so I'm not accused of aftertiming on Sun.

Have Charley Hoffman e/w @ 250/1.

Hope he can keep this up.

[6starpool]

My wedding is the same day as Ireland Vs Scotland.
I can see it causing one or two problems on the day

Bad planning. It's far from a coincidence that mine is on in July in a non football tournament summer.

[chips1234]

if anyone is planning on playing on stars tonight dont bother servers are fucked and everyone is lagging disconnecting.

[mdoug]

Ah, things that make you laugh.

"In the summer of 2005, it emerged that Manchester United manager Sir Alex Ferguson was grooming Smith as a successor to Roy Keane in the Manchester United midfield."

[davepoke/her]

Other things that make you laugh

"In the Spring of 2015 it emerged that mmmdoug didn't rate David De Gea"

I think I've got fucking hay fever, never had it before in my life. Is that even possible?

[mdoug]

Other things that make you laugh

"In the Spring of 2015 it emerged that mmmdoug didn't rate David De Gea"

I think I've got fucking hay fever, never had it before in my life. Is that even possible?

In the summer of xxx it emerged that Kim Huybrechts believed Aguero was a flash in the pan.




I still stand by my de gea comment. I hope I am proved wrong(only if he stays with united).

[Bubbleking]

If anyone has steam I would highly recommend the South Park game on sale at the moment for a tenner

[Guest]

So the masters is basically over already? Bit anti climactic

[shrapnel]

So the masters is basically over already? Bit anti climactic

Plenty of time for change. Norman and mcilroy spring to mind. I'm sure there are many others though as I watch golf very seldomly.

[Fiend]

Give me an example aside from.decent people screwed out of an income by people who use the word disruption too much

Google Translate app available free on all smart phones would absolutely blow someone's mind if you went back to 1970 for instance. Speak any sentence it auto understands your accent and outputs the translation instantly in most major languages.

Scan a page using camera in eg French and it instantly changes it to eg. English on the screen. I'm blown away here in 2015. Also the fact it free(kinda) and so ubiquitous.

[thechamp87]

So the masters is basically over already? Bit anti climactic

Long way to go.

[dobby]

Landlady looking for our pps numbers for water. Four of us share digs. Do we have to give her the pps numbers?

[Solskjaer]

what price for Speiths aggregate score over the final two rounds to be over par?

This is no flash in the pan . This guy is gonna wipe rorys eye a few times this year . Save yer gee gee money . Imo only Dustin can catch him now .

[Solskjaer]

Landlady looking for our pps numbers for water. Four of us share digs. Do we have to give her the pps numbers?

2 numbers each should do it .

[ComradeCollie]

Google Translate app available free on all smart phones would absolutely blow someone's mind if you went back to 1970 for instance. Speak any sentence it auto understands your accent and outputs the translation instantly in most major languages.

Scan a page using camera in eg French and it instantly changes it to eg. English on the screen. I'm blown away here in 2015. Also the fact it free(kinda) and so ubiquitous.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hShY6xZWVGE

[kpnuts]

what price for Speiths aggregate score over the final two rounds to be over par?

I'll lay you evens

[Raoul Duke III]

So the masters is basically over already? Bit anti climactic

Golf fans everywhere won't know what to do with their Pringle jumpers this Sunday evening.

It's great.

[Raoul Duke III]

@RDIII - You may have posted it already and I missed it but what was the outcome with EBS and morgage rate? And who offered you the lower rate to switch

Am with EBS so might try hit them up for a reduction

Still awaiting a letter. Think they are just dicking me around tbf.

KBC look best for a switch.

[Solskjaer]

Pain in me hole looking for tiny x in the fucking sports streams

[oleras]

Pain in me hole looking for tiny x in the fucking sports streams

Firefox with these add ons should sort it.

[Raoul Duke III]

John Wick is drivel, but good drivel. Much killings of bad dudes although lacking in the tits and explosions departments.