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Old 14-04-19, 18:44   #51721
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Tiger has come a long way from being arrested for a DUI to winning another major after barely being able to walk.

I’ve heard plenty of stories of his cuntishness but he looks like he’s trying to rectify the mistakes of the past.

GOAT fuck the haters
The sky interviewer last night asked him 'will you need to keep thoughts of a fifth green jacket out of your mind tomorrow?'

Tiger laughed and said 'that's what it's all about'

Keeping thoughts of winning out of your mind is what mortals do.

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Old 14-04-19, 18:45   #51722
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Pretty bad tbf.
If there is no violence or coercion and all involved are consenting adults it would all seem fairly standard and wouldn't be much of a story if it wasn't for who he is.
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Old 14-04-19, 18:48   #51723
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You wonder how many kids he has out there jealous of the privileged 2 he didn't abandon.
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Old 14-04-19, 18:54   #51724
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You wonder how many kids he has out there jealous of the privileged 2 he didn't abandon.
I love yiz but will ye fuck off the pair of you. Bleedin squib dampers.
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Old 14-04-19, 18:54   #51725
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Old 14-04-19, 19:01   #51726
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I love yiz but will ye fuck off the pair of you. Bleedin squib dampers.
You having trouble seperating the genius from the man. He's mates with Trump too if that helps.
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Old 14-04-19, 19:06   #51727
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Anyway, auld lads in the forties winning things. I can drink to that.

I backed Webb Simpson e/w @ 80s (1/4 odds, 7 places) with Ladbrokes and he finished tied for 5th-8th.

Having never cashed a golf bet before, what do I get paid? Is it 80/1 *1/4 * 3/4 places?
I think 3/4's the stake * 20/1
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Old 14-04-19, 20:20   #51728
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Currently in the 3 arena at Sean Mendes. Jesus he is fucking good!!
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Old 14-04-19, 20:25   #51729
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Never heard of him.
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Old 14-04-19, 20:30   #51730
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He was running off to bang three-bit whores every chance he got, leaving the wife and kids at home.

Maybe that's OK, I don't know anymore.

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Old 14-04-19, 20:34   #51731
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If there is no violence or coercion and all involved are consenting adults it would all seem fairly standard and wouldn't be much of a story if it wasn't for who he is.
Your defence of President Trump is duly noted.
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Old 14-04-19, 21:15   #51732
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Your defence of President Trump is duly noted.
Violence and coercion are his MO.
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Old 14-04-19, 21:27   #51733
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Violence and coercion are his MO.
Money, when it comes to the hoes. Ask Stormy.

Is it 'hos' or 'hoes'? Paging Kayroo.
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Old 14-04-19, 21:59   #51734
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Most certainly hoes. Rhythms with goes. Need the 'o' to be followed by another vowel to convert the soft 'o' sound that you hear in e.g. hot into the hard 'O' sound that mimics the name of the letter.
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I mention that as it's one of the hardest aspects of English to teach a kid when reading with them. Most words can be simply read from syllables left-to-right, but that fucking exception on paired vowels which happens nearly all the time destroys that. It also holds even when two vowels are separated by a consonant. So you can have a future syllable changing a prior syllable, which is pretty hard for novice reading.

Obv had no idea this was a feature of English until trying to improve the kids English.

'-ed' endings are another bollix due to some weirdness with how they are pronounced depending on last letter before the '-ed'.

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Old 14-04-19, 22:44   #51736
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Brother bet on 3 people , the lads came 1st, 2nd and 5th. Not bad going. He's had the option to cash out for double his money since yesterday, never knew that's was a thing.
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Old 15-04-19, 07:19   #51737
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Brother bet on 3 people , the lads came 1st, 2nd and 5th. Not bad going. He's had the option to cash out for double his money since yesterday, never knew that's was a thing.
Pfft, mine came 2nd and 5th. And that was based solely on them being American with stupid names. If only I had recalled that Tiger is a stupid name too, I'd be booking flights to Paris to stay in a modestly-priced hotel.
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Old 15-04-19, 07:31   #51738
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Pfft, mine came 2nd and 5th. And that was based solely on them being American with stupid names. If only I had recalled that Tiger is a stupid name too, I'd be booking flights to Paris to stay in a modestly-priced hotel.
At least Tiger was a nickname. I pity the kids that have it as their given name. Though Eldrick it pretty bad unless you're from the distant past.
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Old 15-04-19, 08:49   #51739
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At least Tiger was a nickname. I pity the kids that have it as their given name. Though Eldrick it pretty bad unless you're from the distant past.
Did not know that. Eldrick Woods.

Doesn't have quite the same pizzazz
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'Odd lawsuit of the week' award.

Whose side are we on here?
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