Bad beat/Moaning/Venting thread - Mammy told me not to come.

[Guest]

The Sean Fallon Story on BT sport tonight

it's based on the book about him and it's supposed to be very good

Sligoman who was assistant manager and basically chief scout at Celtic when they won the European cup

[V for Vendetta]

Have the vacuum, recommend it, but never found a good one for mopping

I was contemplating this one.

[Lazare]

Dug out that contract, under 'Jurisdiction' it says 'The contract shall be governed by the laws of England and disputes arising from it shall be subject to the jurisdiction of the English courts'

I really want to tell these people to gtfo, does this mean I can?

Happy to pay for any costs incurred up till now, but contract states we're liable for full e2500 if we terminate.

[BennyHiFi]

Some week 50 years ago.

On this day Celtic became champions of Europe...

http://youtu.be/ZrlPAsMwZR8

Then exactly one week later The Beatles released Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band...

http://youtu.be/guiNy0jSKkI?list=PL8sgZs101EMDTTsu6cqJcXOhtqyWM143Y

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[mocata]

Fiverr.com for pretty good Voicemail stuff, if it going on a phone system studio quality is OTT.
Same with document translations etc, you have to take a chance on some being bogey but for value it is unreal.

[Lazare]

Fiverr.com for pretty good Voicemail stuff, if it going on a phone system studio quality is OTT.
Same with document translations etc, you have to take a chance on some being bogey but for value it is unreal.

Was going to go about hiring a voice actor, I have studio equipment, but I will check that out, cheers.

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[Lazare]

[TWEET]867401452330729472[/TWEET

Must.Read.Thread.

[Denny Crane]

Was going to go about hiring a voice actor, I have studio equipment, but I will check that out, cheers.

I've been joking for a while about getting my mate into being a voice actor and being his manager. he's actually been approached a couple of times by people in the business for his deep smokers voice He could be a cheap option

[DeadParrot]

Proper toastmasters speech tomorrow.
In serious danger up disappearing entirely up my own arse tomorrow

Speech done. Seemed to government well.
Applying this to seeing how the world works

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dunbar%27s_number

[DeadParrot]

I didn't mean to get any but somebody paid me a bit and it's gone up 1300% now lols. Even dogecoin made people loads of profit recently. Since I own so little I'll leave it there til I retire as a millionaire on my half bitcoin.

Hmm I've a few hundred dogecoin from the start of the subreddit.
God knows where.they are now

[SatNav]

Horrific story coming from my village in tipp.

Father put his two kids in car, dropped the 5yr old to school and then drops the 7 month old to creche. Has been doing this two weeks, so presuming mother went back to work after maternity leave maybe.

He dropped 5 yr old to school then turns around and pulls up at work place and goes onto work. Came out to car at lunch time. Baby in car dead.

Fucking horrific, thinking about it and how easily could happen. Creche would be after his work place , baby prob asleep, his brain sees work, pulls in and closes door. It's so sad
How would anyone ever get over that.

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[6starpool]

Horrific story coming from my village in tipp.

Father put his two kids in car, dropped the 5yr old to school and then drops the 7 month old to creche. Has been doing this two weeks, so presuming mother went back to work after maternity leave maybe.

He dropped 5 yr old to school then turns around and pulls up at work place and goes onto work. Came out to car at lunch time. Baby in car dead.

Fucking horrific, thinking about it and how easily could happen. Creche would be after his work place , baby prob asleep, his brain sees work, pulls in and closes door. It's so sad
How would anyone ever get over that.

I saw a story with no details earlier, assumed the kid was left in a car. That is heartbreaking, a real life ruiner for all the family, yet such an innocent mistake. On a normal may day in this country it might not even have resulted in more than a hungry baby.

So sad.

[Lazare]

@ Zuut, SuperValu have a four pack offer of a new Sierra Nevada 500ml can for €12, valooo.

[Lazare]

Oh jesus Michelle.

[Guest]

@ Zuut, SuperValu have a four pack offer of a new Sierra Nevada 500ml can for €12, valooo.

That's very good, will be stocking up, cheers. Tesco just got the 4 bottles for €10 going too.

[Lazare]

I've been joking for a while about getting my mate into being a voice actor and being his manager. he's actually been approached a couple of times by people in the business for his deep smokers voice He could be a cheap option

I may well take you up on that, depending on how things go with this UK company.

There's definitely a market for it if you were serious. Most phone systems have the capability, definitely Voip systems . Such great scope for marketing to clients while you have them on hold. All you would need is a good laptop and about €400 worth of recording gear to get set up.

The guy selling to us arrived from London in a Ted Baker suit with a Bose Bluetooth speaker. There's dosh innit.

[shano1888]

So easily done. About 6 weeks ago I was pulling into work and the young fella said Daddy why are we going to your school. Bate the shite out of the dash as traffic is brutal at that hour. It can happen very easily.

RIP.

[shano1888]

That poor man. Story has ruined my day.

[KevIRL]

Jesus that's desperately sad. How do you not realise earlier though?

[Lazare]

That poor man. Story has ruined my day.

Working hard not to think about it.

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[SatNav]

So it was their only child and the mother had just returned to work after maternity leave. I originally heard two kids from my mother.

Mirror fb page, the way people are talking is shocking. Presuming it was deliberate. All the neighbors in Dundrum fighting back. Jesus awful things being said.

One could imagine a man his first baby and also his first experience well two weeks in dropping baby to creche. Something in his life completely out of his normal routine. So so easily make that mistake that will cost him and his wife's whole life

It's fucking awful, and no hope of getting over it. Tragic is just not the word.

[Emmet]

Have the vacuum, recommend it, but never found a good one for mopping

Not if you have a dog....

https://www.thesun.co.uk/living/3206552/dad-roomba-robotic-hoover-dog-poo-night/

[DeadParrot]

Horrific story coming from my village in tipp.

Father put his two kids in car, dropped the 5yr old to school and then drops the 7 month old to creche. Has been doing this two weeks, so presuming mother went back to work after maternity leave maybe.

He dropped 5 yr old to school then turns around and pulls up at work place and goes onto work. Came out to car at lunch time. Baby in car dead.

Fucking horrific, thinking about it and how easily could happen. Creche would be after his work place , baby prob asleep, his brain sees work, pulls in and closes door. It's so sad
How would anyone ever get over that.

that is horrible and more common than is you'd expect

I think this was posted here before

https://www.washingtonpost.com/lifestyle/magazine/fatal-distraction-forgetting-a-child-in-thebackseat-of-a-car-is-a-horrifying-mistake-is-it-a-crime/2014/06/16/8ae0fe3a-f580-11e3-a3a5-42be35962a52_story.html

It's a difficult read

[Dice75]

that is horrible and more common than is you'd expect

Horrible stuff. I cant even imagine.

Vaguely remember seeing similar one in the news in the last year, maybe in America.


Edit -quick Google shows a few recent cases over there. Manslaughter/Murder charges seem to be the norm.

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[oleras]

The day that was in it, BBQ time.

Lets try The king of slow, Brisket.

Its a terror to find, our brisket is different from the yanks, we dont let the beasts grow as big and our slaughtering process is different it seems so we dont get the American style point and flat, packer stlye that comes in at 14-20lbs.

This icke one was only 2.5kg. €20.00 worth.



Smoke was rolling @9am, mesquite wood.



Rubbed and ready to go on. 40g seasalt, 20g peppercorns and 10g wicked blends piri piri rub.



Around 6hrs later @250c it was ready to wrap, internal was 160c



Another 3 hrs and it was ready to come off.



All that juice was saved, fat was seperated and added back into the leftoves.

My first time cooking brisket and was happy with how juicy it stayed.





Chopped it up and a bit of BBQ sauce.





So much leftovers !

[Hooch]

@oleras please open up a restaurant.
Im sure us good people here would all take a percentage, we snap up everything else so i dont see why not to this.
All these food porn photos you post is not fair anymore, time to share Ole.

[CHDad]

As usual ty ole and fuck you ole.

[nicnicnic]

Oleras meat posts should be put together in there own thread, outstanding they are!

[Solksjaer!]

Ole Should be banned. Was about to hit the sack but was salivating so much I opened a pack of fish fingers onto the pan. Gonna drown them with brown sauce and my sorrows .

Got into my car earlier and was like an Oven . That poor bloke was probably severely sleep deprived. Dark times ahead for that family.
The childs death is too gut wrenching to contemplate .

[ArmaniJeans]

Fairly sensational yougov poll for Labour in Wales yesterday, 16 point swing, could hold all their seats of which 7 were on the Torys Top 50 Target list.
If this indicates that Jezza can hold onto their heartlands then the Tories don't win by quite as much as previously thought. Still potential for a Labour wipeout in the Midlands though.
Theresa May is increasingly appearing to be terrible (very poor on Andrew Neil last night) and there isn't a lot on their front bench (keeping proven winner Boris hidden away may be a policy they'll have to look at).
A pity Labour has equally woeful people like Diane Abbott.

326-350 at 10/1 with bet365 looks a sporting bet, with a stake saver on the next band up at 4/1. Currently 330 seats.

https://www.oddschecker.com/politics...rvative-banded

Overall Tory national lead down to 5 points in latest yougov poll, such a result on election day could actually see the Tories lose a handful of seats compared to the last election.
Expect to see a ramping up of the press campaign against Corbyn, and Friday could be a watershed as he is supposedly doing an anti-war speech
which could go badly (and is also on with Andrew Neil who rips politicians apart).
JezWeCan?

[oleras]

High praise indeed, and i am humbled.

The killer is i see something as a challenge, i will do my best to master it. When it done its done. I probably wont cook brisket, or pork belly again.

The thrill is in the hunt.

Ill be married 20 years next feb, my son will be 19 next feb...my only child...

[Mellor]

Jesus that's heart breaking. It's unfortunately all too common.
Happen twice last summer here in Australia.

It seemed to me, on reading it, like trying to create a crime out of a tragic mistake, in which the family is clearly suffering more than is possible.

The issue is, being an accident doesn't exclude something from being a crime. It's technically negligence.
If the victim was unrelated, in a different car, peoples reaction is different. The DPP has to consider a family members life equal to anyone else's.
The place where the tragedy, and specifics can be considered is a court case or legal enquiry. It's unfortunately the process.

[Blip]

So easily done. About 6 weeks ago I was pulling into work and the young fella said Daddy why are we going to your school. Bate the shite out of the dash as traffic is brutal at that hour. It can happen very easily.

RIP.

Absolutely agree, I've done something similar but in reverse, on two occasions drove home from work and I realised I've left the kid at the minders, the fcuking ear bashing I got the second time reminds me not to make it a third.
Also I regularly get to work and find I don't remember a single thing about the 25km drive, totally in autopilot.

....such a devastating story, heart goes out to that family.

[Lazare]

High praise indeed, and i am humbled.

The killer is i see something as a challenge, i will do my best to master it. When it done its done. I probably wont cook brisket, or pork belly again.

The thrill is in the hunt.

Ill be married 20 years next feb, my son will be 19 next feb...my only child...

Good man Ole.

Ye had the little fella a year after you were married. The same as my own Ma and Da with me, very important then though.

I remember my Mam catching me with a fake ID when I was about 15, found it in my pocket or something.

ID said I was born in 1974, they got married in '75. She was more freaked out that people would think I was a bastardo than the fact I was using it to get into nightclubs.

[gorrrr72]

Looks like Seth Rich will finally be confirmed as the DNC leaker. So much for Russian hackers being responsible eh? Not good news for the left.

[oleras]

Good man Ole.

Ye had the little fella a year after you were married. The same as my own Ma and Da with me, very important then though.

I remember my Mam catching me with a fake ID when I was about 15, found it in my pocket or something.

ID said I was born in 1974, they got married in '75. She was more freaked out that people would think I was a bastardo than the fact I was using it to get into nightclubs.

Lol, we did it the old fashioned way, had a house and all ! My mother had scared the semen back inside me, good jasus " dont be bringing anyone back here pregnant" !

Those 19 years seem like weeks ago.

Wouldn't change a single thing though, she has a lot to put up with !

Another reason Hooch i couldn't open a restaurant, it takes me around 12 ciders to cook a brisket...

[Mellor]

What's meat challenges are left for you Ole?
I had a lazy version of a brisket a while ago. Already slow cooked in a bag.
Had a Thai beef short rib that I've decided I need to make.

I also need to decide if I'll get use out of a slow cooker. I'm reckon i won't with just two of us, and think of going with a pressure cooker instead.


In other news, up before 9 for the first time this month. Have an interview for a job this morning. I'm flipping between confident charm, and a sinking feeling I'm horribly out of my depth.
But I look the part at least. First time wearing a shirt and slacks in a long (outside of the races or weddings).

[oleras]

Good luck with the interview, do u want the job ?

As like most folks, we love bread but bread hates us, a simple bread maybe, pizza...an excuse to buy a pizza oven.

Would love an outdoor cooking area, with a wood fired oven.

We dont get the weather unfortunately here, maybe the next place will be warmer all year round.

[Mellor]

I've made peace with the fact a need a job, and I would definitely like it to be this one.
So much so that, I've intentionally not listened to a voicemail I got yesterday.
About to walk in the door, stomach in knots, shitting my freshly ironed pants will not be a good look

[cooker3]

Looks like Seth Rich will finally be confirmed as the DNC leaker. So much for Russian hackers being responsible eh? Not good news for the left.

No it doesn't. It has gotten pushed the last week or 2 in particular by Sean Hannity and Kim Dotcom among others but it's just a right wing conspiracy theory with no good evidence at all that he was the leaker.

[Lord Sir Banter]

that is horrible and more common than is you'd expect

I think this was posted here before

https://www.washingtonpost.com/lifestyle/magazine/fatal-distraction-forgetting-a-child-in-thebackseat-of-a-car-is-a-horrifying-mistake-is-it-a-crime/2014/06/16/8ae0fe3a-f580-11e3-a3a5-42be35962a52_story.html

It's a difficult read

Awful. I watched a 20/20 episode just a week ago where a man was convicted after such an incident. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Murder_of_Cooper_Harris

"Humans, Hickling said, have a fundamental need to create and maintain a narrative for their lives in which the universe is not implacable and heartless, that terrible things do not happen at random, and that catastrophe can be avoided if you are vigilant and responsible.

In hyperthermia cases, he believes, the parents are demonized for much the same reasons. “We are vulnerable, but we don’t want to be reminded of that. We want to believe that the world is understandable and controllable and unthreatening, that if we follow the rules, we’ll be okay. So, when this kind of thing happens to other people, we need to put them in a different category from us. We don’t want to resemble them, and the fact that we might is too terrifying to deal with. So, they have to be monsters.”

Perfectly explains an incredibly frustrating trait some hold that makes me consider them to be entirely basic morons.

The US tries to criminalise everything. The UK is increasingly doing it aswell.

Remember a story from the UK last year where a family had driven back from France to England. The father drove on the wrong side of the road in England after getting off the ferry and ended up crashing and killing his kid and permanently disabling the other one. Now this was a stupid thing to do and with an awful outcome, but he was then prosecuted for killing his kid. It seemed to me, on reading it, like trying to create a crime out of a tragic mistake, in which the family is clearly suffering more than is possible.

This is the full story, which has more details than in the above, claiming there was a few other reasons but none of them seemed convincing to me as reasons to use the criminal system to fix tragedies.

Suspended sentence, okay.
Driving ban, sure.
Not allowed to leave his house... good luck with the grieving process. You can't leave your house, get some air, pretend to be a human even if you felt able to.

[CHDad]

Looks like Seth Rich will finally be confirmed as the DNC leaker. So much for Russian hackers being responsible eh? Not good news for the left.

Tell me why he is dead. Tell me who did it. Tell me why you just read things and take what you want from them.

[gorrrr72]

No it doesn't. It has gotten pushed the last week or 2 in particular by Sean Hannity and Kim Dotcom among others but it's just a right wing conspiracy theory with no good evidence at all that he was the leaker.

We haven't seen the evidence but apparently it's forthcoming. Pretty similar to the left wing Russian conspiracy theory.

[gorrrr72]

Tell me why he is dead. Tell me who did it. Tell me why you just read things and take what you want from them.

lol, you really are smarter than the average bear.

[6starpool]

We haven't seen the evidence but apparently it's forthcoming. Pretty similar to the left wing Russian conspiracy theory.

So you haven't seen evidence but you know it's coming? Which impeccable source told you this?

[gorrrr72]

So you haven't seen evidence but you know it's coming? Which impeccable source told you this?

Which impeccable source told you the Russians leaked the DNC information? Where is that evidence?

[Guest]

GOD DO NOT LET THIS HEATWAVE GET OUT OF CONTROL ...DON'T FUCK WITH ME ...WARM...WARM IS NOT BOILING KEEP IT NICELY UNDER CONTROL DON'T START TAKING THE PISS ..THIS IS IT IT'S THERE NOW ..WE HAVE HEAT MAXED..IT'S DONE LEAVE THE DIAL ALONE NOW

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a6tKJvWWDP4

[careca]

You have to love Roy Keane.

Long from Burnley could miss his brother's wedding due to international call up. Keane says so what, I missed by sister's wedding for a utd game. Then adds "Sure his brother might get married again in the future"

[Guest]

"Sure his brother might get married again in the future"

Upgrade to wife mark 2. Wife maxing...living to full wife potential. It's like going from Marge Simpson to Maude Flanders.

[6starpool]

Which impeccable source told you the Russians leaked the DNC information? Where is that evidence?

I don't think I've ever claimed that such evidence exists?

[Raoul Duke III]

Upgrade to wife mark 2. Wife maxing...living to full wife potential. It's like going from Marge Simpson to Maude Flanders.

One of my kids suggested I get a new wife last night, in earshot of existing wife.

Told her I couldn't afford it.

[pokerhand]

One of my kids suggested I get a new wife last night, in earshot of existing wife.

Told her I couldn't afford it.

No need to tell the wife that ffs, make her work for it

[NewApproach]

Could the father in the Dundrum baby case possibly be done for manslaughter? Particularly interested in the views of those who were saying 'it's right that the rule of law takes precedence over public opinion' in the context of Sean Fitzpatrick earlier in the week.

[gorrrr72]

I don't think I've ever claimed that such evidence exists?

Well to be fair, I didn't claim that the evidence exists either. I would like to see the truth behind where the DNC leaks came from and looking at what has been pumped out by MSM doesn't prove anything because no evidence has been released, probably because there is no evidence. Arguably there is more circumstantial evidence that Seth Rich was the leaker.
I think the interview's and tweets with Julian Assange on the matter is very telling. Wikileaks don't confirm or deny speculation about who their sources are but Assange was as close to confirming Seth Rich as possible without plainly saying it.